The most perfect being ever to have walked the Earth. He is extremely handsome, charming, sweet, intelligent, well-humoured, and has a big ass heart,which is just not as big as his volumous bent cock. Every woman and man alive finds him extremely attractive, and dream to have the opportunity of meeting him. He is a sexual god, and can make anyone have orgasmic experiences simply by looking at them. The man is a legend.
Girl 1: Holy fucking shit, who is that gorgeous being who entered the room and has a monster cock?
Girl 2: He is the one and only Gustavo
Girl 2: He is the one and only Gustavo
by G.10 April 19, 2020
Get the Gustavo mug.At the climax of sexual intercourse the male tactically rests and nestles his phallus in between the buttocks of his partner. This is typically a follow up to the "doggy-style" position. Furthermore the ejaculate shoots at maximum velocity onto said partners back and/or hair.
This immaculate assembly received its name due to its strong visual resemblance to the great Gustav Cannon developed in the late 1930s by none other than the Krupp family.
This immaculate assembly received its name due to its strong visual resemblance to the great Gustav Cannon developed in the late 1930s by none other than the Krupp family.
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'Jonathan assembled the Gustav with such pride, he watched in awe as fertilizer emitted from his cannon; showering his partner's posterior in warm viscous bliss.'
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"Where's Sean....?"
"That slick bastard is up in his bunk assembling the Gustav again."
'Jonathan assembled the Gustav with such pride, he watched in awe as fertilizer emitted from his cannon; showering his partner's posterior in warm viscous bliss.'
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"Where's Sean....?"
"That slick bastard is up in his bunk assembling the Gustav again."
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A guy who could get as many girls as he wanted if he just gave them a chance. With his hot body and passion for living Gustavo is admired by all. Gustavo is funny and entertaining, a true friend for life. Extremely charming and a total beast in bed.
Girl 1: OMG I can’t get Gustavo off of my head
Girl 2: I had such a good time hanging out with Gustavo Today
Girl 2: I had such a good time hanging out with Gustavo Today
by Liljuice February 8, 2020
Get the Gustavo mug.Drummer of german-pop band, Tokio Hotel. The more quiet one of the group, but nonetheless appreciated. Born on September 8, 1988. This talented drummer has been playing drums since he was 5 years old. Nickname: Gusti.
Girl 1: Who's that cute drummer from Tokio Hotel?
Girl 2: Oh! That's Gustav Shafer!
Girl 3: Aww, I love Gusti! :
Girl 2: Oh! That's Gustav Shafer!
Girl 3: Aww, I love Gusti! :
by mckayla April 7, 2008
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He will love girls that have a name like monik,monique and monica
He will love girls that have a name like monik,monique and monica
by Diego 42084 February 16, 2018
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Heidi: HELL YA! The dancing twins,,Bill and Tom were great!
But the best part was Gustav schafer in his sexy fireman outfit!!!
Jenna: Nice!
Heidi: HELL YA! The dancing twins,,Bill and Tom were great!
But the best part was Gustav schafer in his sexy fireman outfit!!!
Jenna: Nice!
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