Goshen

An incestuous/raunchy town in Orange County, NY where they preach having sex extremely often and at a very young age.

Person A: Tim has hooked up with all four of the Owens' sisters.
Person B: Of course he did, they're from Goshen.

by Toby Van Horn July 15, 2014

goshen explosion

the goshen explosion is when one bends over about to toss another's salad. little does said salad tosser know, but he is in for the shock of his life. the person with his pants down proceeds with a fiery, spicy, explosion of molten diarrhea, thus melting the salad tossers retnas.

oh my god that dude just burned that bitch's eyes out with the goshen explosion. damn son.

by nic nic February 6, 2007

goshen

Only the sickest place in NY let alone the US to live. A town in the Real OC.

Damn, I hate living in Greenwich, I wish I lived in Goshen NY.

by knickerbocker September 16, 2008

Goshen Local Schools

Your perspective of this school depends on who you are. If you’ve attended “Goshen 😬” for your whole life, you probably love it/think it’s decent. If you moved here from another school that was bigger and better, since goshen is a small school, you probably dislike it. This school has the most drama anyone’s ever seen. There’s the trailer park trash kids, the popular kids, the ratchet kids, the kids who try to act bad but they aren’t, and the kids who everybody loves and is inclusive to everybody. For teachers, there’s the teachers who is everyone’s favorite, the teacher that hates kids and calls herself “Dr.”, and the teacher’s AID that everyone either loves, hates, or doesn’t know. This school is the definition of either a poor school or a school that uses all the money for themselves, we don’t know. The money probably goes to Spaulding when they have celebration day, since they get bouncy castles. The middle school only has the warrior walk, which is big sus, and dodgeball games. The high school is different and there’s couples making out all over the place. There’s very limited sports options to choose from, and most of the teachers hate their lives. The principal of the high school sounds like Nemo. Overall, you either love or hate goshen. You can make some good friends, but they’ll either stay with you for years or drop you for nothing 🤪.

Kid 1: “Man, I hate goshen.”
Popular Kids: bye we hate you now hope your life doesn’t turn into a living hell how dare you disrespect Goshen Local Schools my mom is the head of the PTO
Kid who doesn’t care: shut up ****

by purple penis 69 June 14, 2019

goshie

Variation of the female Polish name Gosia. But cuter.

My Goshie is so sweet.

by Grumpy but not Really July 26, 2019

Goshen Oyster

A particularly mucus filled mass of chewing tobacco spit.

Goshen Oyster derives its name from Goshen (a town noted for high rates of white trash users of mouth tobacco) and the appearance of dark black spit produced from said tobacco mixed with thick mucus (or "lung butter") which is then spat onto the ground and resembles a cooked oyster.

I stepped in a Goshen Oyster while walking from my trailer to the Speedway for some Keystone.

by Joyfulsquelch October 23, 2020

Goshin heck

Goshin heck is a word that means ugghhh that’s so annoying !!! This can be used in similar context to what the heck, oh my days(annoyed version) . This word is very snazzy and only elite people use it.

Margret:”I just broke your phone.”
You:” goshin heck Margret that’s so stupid of you!!”

by Angry.ginger December 6, 2021