Gunk Gorbachev

The Son of Mikhail
Gorbachev and plastic enjoyer.

Gunk like plastic.

Gunk Gorbachev proffesional water stroker

by TheLittleBean19 September 16, 2021

Gobrape

To perform a sexual act on another person's mouth without their prior consent.

Joe passed out with his mouth wide open at the Navy Christmas ball, so Will and Trev decided to gobrape him.

by Adam Paz January 2, 2015

garrad

The dumbest motherfucker in the whole land

the garrad was really dumb and asks "do we write it on paper?''

by garrad's mom April 3, 2018

Bloody Gorbachev

Taking ones better half, hitting it form behind while shes on the rag and then pulling out to slap it on her forehead, end result a nice little birthmark on her head.

Hey guy did you see that bloody gobachev I gave Sally.

by BenKerr October 17, 2003

goorav

Someone who looks really young for his age.

"Damn look at that little boy, he's definitely a goorav"

by shadyshah March 15, 2004

richard goranski

bisexual legend in the broadway musical “be more chill” but NO HOMO

the ladies are going to learn to love the REAL richard goranski.

by elderyeehaw November 30, 2018

gorbasm

The feeling that the American, and general western liberal elites in the media, politics and academia get when they contemplate all the actions of Mikhail Gorbachev--the man they credit with bringing peace to the world, mostly since they hate Ronald Reagan (That cowboy!) too much to credit him with the fall of the Soviet Union. Whether or not they see that development as a bad thing is another story in itself...

A Gorbasm, ladies & gentlemen, is fake. A Gorbasm is a phony feeling of bliss and euphoria. Mikhail Gorbachev was credited by the media, and by many liberals in this country, with preserving the peace and security of the planet threatened by warmonger Ronald Reagan, and with bringing freedom to Eastern Europe and what used to be the Soviet Union.

To me, the Reagan defense buildup showed that we could maintain a world-class defense and a first-class economy, and the Soviets crumbled trying to keep up.

The time for worldwide jubilation was the day the USSR disintegrated. Gorbachev’s ouster has given the best reason in the world to have that one final, but sincere, Gorbasm. For now that the communist regime has imploded, there truly is a chance for lasting peace.

by John Smith October 14, 2004