garification

Agreement on the plan of action by anyone with the name Gary.

Our plan has been run through the garification process.

by Idiotvillager October 9, 2017

self glorification

Self glorification is a term referring to the telling of a Harsh But True that glorifies the storyteller. It is the origin of the concept of the self call. The term is specific to the Tabard, a social organization at Dartmouth College.

Towelie: "So there I was, in my mom's house, in my old room with all my old Milli Vanilli posters, getting a blowjob from this fiiiiine honey, and smoking a blunt, when..."

The Tabard: "Self glorification!!"

by Towelie of the Tabard September 17, 2007

Gabification

1) Gossiping excesively with your best friend
2) Hearing the craziest stories that you would never hear from anyone else
3) Spending time with your best friend EVER

omg GABIFY me!
We totally need to spend some gabification/clairification time!

by claire October 21, 2004

wealth glorification

what jisung, changbin and woojin do,, which is literally why we have mass poverty not that anyone cares

i was wondering why i couldn’t afford a can of beans but soon understood when i saw that hd whitewashed picture of jisung wearing airpods😔✊🏽 wealth glorification!

by ninjasfam June 16, 2019

getification

To improve ones abiltiy to obtain things.

I improved my getification of sexual favors today.

by Tuua Mater May 29, 2007

gavification

A Facebook notification of the worst kind - One from Gav. If you receive a gavification, you should probably ignore it.

Gav commented on your status. - IGNORE THIS GAVIFICATION AT ALL COSTS.

by Smemma January 19, 2011

gitification

A trend whereby the popular media is transformed by a the promotion of loud, obnoxious, unfunny gits

The gitification of Radio 1 was complete with the arrival of Chris Moyles on the breakfast show

by Spudwinkle August 23, 2006