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goobertard

An unintelligent being who's only purpose in life is to annoy others.
I work with a bunch of goobertards.
by Bender77 May 13, 2008
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Goobertron

A slang term for a stupid or foolish person.
Man, shut the fuck up, you're being a real Goobertron.
by Hdjeidijjrjrjrjruuf December 13, 2018
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goover

A term of endearment. Used as either a noun or an adjective. A synonym for goober.
Jena is such a goover today.
by SierraNevadaBrewery May 8, 2010
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Goopert

Someone that thinks there an expert because they looked it up with google.
What a goopert.
by Bigdawg47 January 23, 2020
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Govert

A name only used for the incredibly handsome and well equipped. Not only is this man stronger than Hercules, he also has God like powers
Govert is TOTALLY AWESOME
by Greater1212 December 2, 2011
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Goobertitis

The scientific medical diagnosis’s, affecting predominantly the brain. Its a syndrome consisting of several known symptoms. You may call and classify a person as a Goober if they fit 3 or more listed symptoms.
Symptoms are as follows
.Completely Retarded for large periods of time
.Cute as hell(no known reason why or how they do it)
.May dance randomly and
.Likes music from lack of talent singers such as Michael Buble(bub-ble)
.May be anoying i.e. enjoys waking you up, poking you. ect
.clumsy(drops things, puts non refrigerated items in the fridge, has difficulty cooking simple food like ravioli(maybe even cant get into pan)
.cute smile
.very affectionate
.leaves funny voicemails, myspace, or facebook comments.
If you know anyone who has 3 or more of these symptoms you must be advised to promptly call them a Goober and refer them to Ubrandictionary.com for further proof of their ailment.
Shannon-Im gonna do what im gonna do cuz im a man and thats what i say.
ben-wow i saw this disease on Ubrandictionary once, you must have goobertitis
by Ben Fisher September 13, 2008
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Goopertshmutz

1) Male ejaculate, cum, semen. (can be used as a (lubricant when fresh)
2) The act or process of ejaculation. To eject cum out of the penis.
1) I got goopertshmutz in my belly button.
2) I was horny so I went to the bathroom to goopertshmutz
by Payday420 September 1, 2019
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