When a man takes his limp penis and stretches it back between his legs inserting it into his anus. He then may or may not get an erection and possibly ejaculate. Not merely performed by transvestites and drag queens, men from all walks of life may engage in this form of self-induced pleasure. The man next to you could be goosenecking himself right now.
by SodomyJones May 04, 2010
by Will Zimerman June 10, 2004
1. to extend the neck in a quick vertical and horizontal motion in pursuit of getting a better visual perspective of a situation/object in question
2. a voyeuristic action
2. a voyeuristic action
1. Why was the RA even goosenecking into my room? / The traffic was backed up because everyone was goosenecking at the accident.
2. He left his blinds open so I was able to gooseneck into his window all night.
2. He left his blinds open so I was able to gooseneck into his window all night.
by Gretchen Muller November 09, 2006
The act of taking a hand while sitting behind a girl and slipping it under her butt and curling it up to achieve a pleasureful sensation to a woman.
by Cameron Gena February 26, 2011
A male or female who has just made a fool of themselves. Someone who makes rediculous mistakes or a word commonly used when one is in the wrong.
Can be used instead of terms such as idiot/wanker etc.
Can be used instead of terms such as idiot/wanker etc.
1) "I've got two words for, I don't think so!"
"That's three words gooseneck!"
2) Someone keeps stalling the car.
"Nice one gooseneck!"
3) Someone becomes far to intoxicated and loses themselves whilst at a party.
"You we're acting like the biggest gooseneck!"
"That's three words gooseneck!"
2) Someone keeps stalling the car.
"Nice one gooseneck!"
3) Someone becomes far to intoxicated and loses themselves whilst at a party.
"You we're acting like the biggest gooseneck!"
by ayekid October 29, 2009
noun The failure to achieve full erection, despite full intention.
adj. to gooseneck: to abandon the act of "getting a hard-on" after instigating the act in which said hard on is key.
adj. to gooseneck: to abandon the act of "getting a hard-on" after instigating the act in which said hard on is key.
Due to his gooseneck, it was not the easiest penetration I've encountered./ The gooseneck is the condom's worst enemy./ I'm sorry darling. I have just goosenecked.
by Alpha Beta Cha Kappa September 17, 2010
tom waits in "kentucky avenue":
- And Dicky Faulkner's got a switchblade and some gooseneck risers...
- And Dicky Faulkner's got a switchblade and some gooseneck risers...
by mogens kruse January 06, 2005