goonicide

When you get caught jerkin in the drive thru so you gotta commit a goonicide

Did you see the guy who was jerkin in the drive thru? Heard he committed goonicide

by goaart January 17, 2025

goonicide

Refers to a guy who went viral for beat his meat in a drive-thru before killing himself a day later.

Also referred to as 'The Last Gooning'.

"aint no way bruh, this guy just committed goonicide 💀💀💀"

by Kappyidiot January 18, 2025

Goonicide

When a gooner kills himself.

Made popular by the black fella in the goonmobile (dodge challenger) being filmed while driving without pants with his meat out in the drive-through. Later he killed himself. Forever being known as the goonicide.

"Yooo did you see that the freaky guy took his own life? #goonicide"

"Im sorry for your loss, how did he die?" "... goonicide."

by GooneyTunes January 18, 2025

Goonicide

The act of killing ones self after doing something particularly lewd, indecent or sexual

I masturbated infront of a fast food worker and people won't stop harassing me i'm going to commit Goonicide

by PornHubPerson January 18, 2025

Goonicide

The act of killing one's self after doing something particularly lewd, indecent or sexual

I whipped by dick out and jerked it infront of this drive thru lady and now people are harassing me, i'm going to commit Goonicide

by PornHubPerson January 18, 2025

Goonicide

when a gooner kills himself because he is extremely fucking horny and can't handle his gooning urges properly.

did you hear about that gooner in arizona who went to that drive-thru coffee shop with the bikini baristas? he didn't have any pants on and he got told to leave. he committed goonicide right after

by samtheobserver January 18, 2025

goonicide

when a person commits suicide after being caught gooning/masturbaiting

guy 1: "dude, did you see the video about the guy who was jerking it at that coffee place?"

guy 2: "yeah, he ended up committing goonicide."

by whoopsiewrld January 20, 2025