Goonch 

Another word for a vagina.

That chick had the tightes goonch, it took me 10 seconds.

Goonch by Rollupthe20 September 5, 2010

goonch 

teenage slang for vagina or pussy

"I'm going to Violet's house later" 'VIOLET, that whore, sheeeesh are you getting some goonch."

goonch by bobo the angsty zebra June 8, 2021

Goonch

To be, act like, or show features of a Goonch

Geez man your such a Goonch

Goonch by Goonch January 7, 2026

Goonch

A humorous, fictional slang term for a woman, often used in the phrase "on the search for new goonch," meaning someone is always looking to meet or date new women.

"Dude broke up last week and he's already on the search for new goonch."

Goonch by RealTake34512 July 31, 2026

Goonch

To goonch somebody, means to steal/ or screw them over badly.

Bro, how you gonna goonch me out of my shit?

Goonch by SirRansom2001 August 19, 2026

The goonch 

While the goonch normally presents itself in the shape of a giant, maneating catfish located in the in the Great Kali River running between India and Nepal, it is actually the all powerful ruler of the universe. The goonch rules the world through his army of cave demons led by his right hand man, Oliver twist. The goonch punishes those who refuse to acknowledge his power by following his fallen angle bobby hall, who, though despite his efforts, cannot win a championship. The goonches arch enemy is m.nightshamilong, who ,through his use of countless twists, has evaded the goonch. The goonch requires followers to strike down the non believers and bring justice to the universe.

Dude, I sacrificed to the goonch and kicked everyones' ass. He is the true diety of the universe

The goonch by Samyall&robs March 8, 2011

slum goonch 

Slum Goonch is an American word and it basically means a ghetto killer fish. "Slum" means ghetto and "Goonch" is a type of killer fish. So slum Goonch means a ghetto killer fish. That is also my snapchat nickname for all my friends.😁Well the ones that aren't sick of me yet.😂

Someone on snapchat says, "What do you want your snapchat nick name to be in my phone?" I say, "slum Goonch."

slum goonch by The SLUM GOONCH March 10, 2017