goobusted

had sexual intercourse with

I goobusted that bitch.
I was goobusted by that bastard.

by Alex Mixon September 6, 2004

Goobus

A similar species to the wehraboo or the tankie, the Goobus is the kind of person who thinks that Blue-haired pronoun-havers are all that’s wrong with society, or that the world would be better if the Nazis won. The Goobus can usually be found at talking about why a certain dictatorship or imperialist regime is/was the coolest and the best.

John is such a goobus, he thinks that he’s “based and redpilled”

by 3000Icecream Barges of the USN September 13, 2022

GOONBURGER

One who is stupid and has the consistancy of a cold hamburger

You are such a goonburger.
Bud is a real goonburger!

by ED ROBERTS December 10, 2003

doobus goobus

An embarrasment to all newgrounders alike. Would always hog the front page for some shitty Friday Night Funkin animation that took four days to make.

guy 1: Dude I took one billion days to make this animation but this doobus goobus guy keeps hogging the front page

guy 2: wow what a bad man

by Synthgolly January 24, 2022

goobus

like or having attributes of a goober, ie.
"that guys smecks of goobus" or eewww:goobus!"
see:dork

"see Dick's goobus"

by Anonymous July 29, 2003

Goonbusters

A team of people who you call when you have a son who has a goon problem and you don't want to have the coversation with them.

Dave has a massive Goon problem, we need to call the goonbusters

by DonKedikk April 3, 2025

Goobushed

When you innocently use Google to search for something and you end up getting a porn or fetish website.

Kelly: "In a nostalgia moment i searched for a picture of wrist slappers from our childhood and got a weird fetish website."
Will: "Yea, you totally got goobushed"

by Jamminator#1 July 14, 2011