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gooky egg 

The stereotypical asian who is good at maths and computers.
gooky egg by unskinny-bob February 4, 2021

Gooky Booty 

A female of Asian descent having a large ass resembling that of a typical black woman. This is a rarity as most Asians have Glutius Flatosis, an ass resembling a very straight flat board.
Tom: “Check out that Asian bitch in the hot pants.”
Izzo: “Shit! I haven’t seen a Gooky Booty like that since the Korean War.”
Tom: “Man, I’ve been look’n for some of that Asian invasion!!!”
Izzo: Five dollah…sho’ll make you holla (to be stated emphatically with an Asian
accent).
Gooky Booty by Hu Fung Poo April 30, 2006

Gooky Cookie 

A game often played in jail/prison amungst inmates. a group of men circle around a cookie (usually an oreo with the cream center alreay eaten) and they masterbate on to the cookie. last one to blow their load has to eat the cookie.
they were bored and hungry so they played gooky cookie!
Gooky Cookie by hngsolo January 15, 2009

gooky moo 

Cute puppy such as a mini poodle or a chihuahua
Look! It is a gooky moo!
gooky moo by Thid May 23, 2016

Goofy Twat 

A forward protruding slobber chopper walrus imitating fuckinoid , bred from a gene puddle with horizontal gaminess to increase the overall airflow through their derelict tombstone minefield of misshapen hole that is loosely describe as a mouth ... armed with a stupid laugh as their tongue forlornly wrestles their monster slabs that inhabit their face ...
look at that ugly, stupid goofy twat ... why did I marry her ?

scissorlift gook 

a chinaman or any flavor of asian that enjoys dressing up as a woman and accepting monetary donations in exchange for sexual favors. they favor being on top and therefore cater mostly to power bottoms
who wouldve guessed that NFL kicker Younghoe Koo was a scissorlift gook?
scissorlift gook by lil kid fucker January 19, 2020
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