goontard

An extremely stupid person. A major moron

Tom is such a goontard

by Jeremy H October 27, 2005

goontard

A man addicted to porn on severe level and starts losing brain cells. He wakes up and goons for approximately 14 hours a day.

My friend is a goontard.

My Friend is addicted to porn he's becoming a goontard

by d6ree November 6, 2023

Goontard

Usually defines someone who has no physical impairment, but acts like a mental impairment exists or extreme gylcemic spike causing someone to spaz out.

Please stop acting like a total goontard.

by NotYourShelia December 31, 2014

Gootard

The word used to say 'gutted' to a fucktard.
Works best as a solo word.

'I just completely pwned myself running upstairs.'
'Gootard.'

by Machman January 25, 2009

goobtard

A nerdy person that also manages to look stupid.

"Wow, that kid is a mouth-breather wearing socks and sandals. What a goobtard!"

by Nodda-Goobtard September 27, 2013

Gooftardious

A goofy gooberton who act like a stupid idiot fart nugget poop brain.

You know that dude who acts like a Gooftardious? Yeah i hate him.

by Goofyboobppinmouf October 12, 2022

Googtard

Dumbass Google employees that have effectively turned Google from a powerful search engine into a nearly useless online phone book

Man, these fuckin googtards have fucked Google up so bad I can't find shit except local businesses and that works right only half of the time

by Snowman_da_OG July 12, 2023