Gookie

1. A very uncool cat
2. A word used in place of any other noun used to describe a person

1. I was busy doing a triple backflip off of the empire state building when some stupid gookie tried to talk to me. So I made him shine my shoes.
2. Watch out! Stupid gookie, 12 o'clock. (Watch out! Teacher, 12 o'clock)

by Salty Leaves January 30, 2010

gookie

n.- a google cookie, each with it's own user identification number, for the sole purpose of logging every search entry of an individual for identity profiling, probably to the world's largest clandestine mainframe computer, to begin the first steps for surveillance of the entire human race.

My last google cookie ID number: PREF=ID=aff7df257fd0d28d

by Andy Mack April 16, 2005

Gookie

Eye booger.

Let me whipe of those gookies for you, baby.

by Earth2Fire March 4, 2019

Gookie

An eye booger or eye crust

Hey you have a gookie in your eye

by MËMËISH June 15, 2020

Gookie

It means wow ur so coolie hottie wowow

Woah, he’s go gookie😍😘😘

by Homo habilis November 26, 2021

Gookie

A nice thick tasty cookie, or something good in general, maybe even something sexy. Mostly used for a cookie though.

(Gets handed a large, thick cookie, loaded with big ‘ol chocolate chips):

“Damn, that is one GOOKIE right there!”

“Did you see how Bob went on estrogen and has tits now?”
“Ugh, yes, gookie Bob.”

by Dickcrab December 20, 2021

Gookie

To be a “Gookie” means to be lame, weird, and someone without female attention.

Word was first coined by Independent.Sfl

He didn’t pop out to the meet last night, he must be a “Gookie”.

Look at that “Gookie” looking fella.

by Alex Vogt February 12, 2023