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Googlebender

1) A googlebender is someone who refers to google to get information at all times. Normally they do not retain what they learn, because the information is instantly available again to them later. Usually seen browsing google on their cellphones, laptops, wristwatches, computers, and any other electronic device that google may have invaded.

2) May also be used to describe someone who instantly uses google to find anything they need on the web.
If it wasn't for the internet, that googlebender wouldn't know anything.

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Googlecentric

A view of the world centered around Google and Googling.
My wife doesn't belief that ____ exists because it wasn't available on Google. She is Googlecentric.
by Tom Nardacci May 31, 2005
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Googlebunk

v. To debunk a common misconception or misrepresentation of information through a simple Google search that usually lasts no more than 10 minutes
~My friend told me the Moon Landing was staged but I was able to Googlebunk that nonsense~

SEE: Birthers, Death Panels, Staged Moon Landing, Flat Earth Society
by Guy Fawkes III November 10, 2009
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googleplexed

When you have been bored and surfing the net all day, and you come to google and have no idea what you want to learn about next.
Staring at the screen, all high couldn't even think of anything else I needed to know about... had I seen the whole fucking web. Googleplexed>
by slave42 January 11, 2008
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googlephilia

A term used to describe a fetish one has with anything that involves Google, especially Google maps. A googlephiliac treats Google like porn, with the common link being that men are highly stimulated by visual images. However instead of a sexual drive, the googlephiliac spends hours a day searching the site for useless knowledge and memorizing nearby locations.
Have you seen V-Dawg today?" "No, he's been locked up in his room all day because of his googlephilia.
by A-Dazzle0502 May 23, 2011
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googleganger

Similar to that of a doppleganger, it is another individual with the same name as you whose records and/or stories are mixed in with your own when you Google yourself.
"Hey, I just googled my name and found that I have three googlegangers!"
by shilohfire October 22, 2007
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googleing eyes

When you are video chatting with a friend or family member and instead of looking at the person you are chatting with you are browsing the internet or looking things up on google. Your eyes wander and are out of focus, you are clearly not looking at your friend.
Yo stop giving me googleing eyes and pay attention to me, otherwise I'm not gonna skype with you no more.
by widowpanda July 6, 2010
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