Googlear

Googlear is a real Spanish Verb. It means 'To Google'. It conjugates like a regular AR verb:

I Google - Yo Googleo
You Google - Tu Googleas
He/She/It Googles - El/Ella Googlea
We Google - Nosotros Googleamos
You all Google - Vosotros Googleais
They Google - Ellos/Ellas Googlean

Mis amigos y yo Googleamos en la clase de historia.
(My friends and I Google in history class.)

Me gusta Googlear.
(I like to Google.)

by jmcookiemonster25 March 18, 2011

Googlejerk

Googlejerk (noun) 1. A mostly circular and nonproductive exchange of (usually superficial) links whose actual function is self-gratification of the senders of the links. An validation of the saying, "The biased hyperlink is the tool of choice for the thought-averse and insecure of mind in the 21st century."

A Googlejerk always contains two or more participants.

Each link buttresses a portion of the stance of its sender; sometimes it is chosen based on a prior link from an earlier sender, but always in clear support of a position held prior to the initation of the jerking motion, and never incorporating actual information from a prior link from an opposing jerk participant.

Often, the initiator of each fusillade feels he has made the definitive statement, vanquishing his foe a la Stewart/Colbert. Nonetheless the circular nature of the Googlejerk feeds on itself and continues until... the sense of completion accompanying exhaustion.

To qualify as a Googlejerk, the entire activity must not result in increased understanding, even accidentally, by any participant. The power to sustain the Googlejerk is developed by each participant thru the energetic impulses he gets from reading the jerking activity of the other members of the circle.

Aloysius and Poyndexter never agree on anything, but never change each other's mind. They spend endless hours online, in googlejerks with their tribes, thinking they're going to solve the world's problems.

by Grendol November 24, 2015

Googlebender

1) A googlebender is someone who refers to google to get information at all times. Normally they do not retain what they learn, because the information is instantly available again to them later. Usually seen browsing google on their cellphones, laptops, wristwatches, computers, and any other electronic device that google may have invaded.

2) May also be used to describe someone who instantly uses google to find anything they need on the web.

If it wasn't for the internet, that googlebender wouldn't know anything.

How did you find that video?
I'm quite the googlebender.

by 1st Emperor of the Internet May 25, 2009

Googlecentric

A view of the world centered around Google and Googling.

My wife doesn't belief that ____ exists because it wasn't available on Google. She is Googlecentric.

by Tom Nardacci May 31, 2005

googledegook

The hits received from a google search that bear little or no relation to the search term.

WTF? I searched for "rim jobbing" and got all this googledegook about employment opportunities in the Pacific Rim.

by Bent Mack November 21, 2005

Googledexterous

Proficiency or expertise in using search engines, such as Google, to find helpful or meaningful results, especially through the use of parameters and boolean operators.

I couldn't figure out what was wrong, but my googledexterous roommate found a forum post with a solution. Who knew a bachelor's in library science would pay off?

by HildegardvonBingen June 9, 2009

Googlebore

someone who spoils a quiz or discussion question by googling the right answer.

I started a quiz about church history on my Facebook status, but a Googlebore killed it off in seconds and spoiled the fun by googling the right answer.

by revmpj August 26, 2013