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googlebaiting

(v) The practice of strategically using an oblique reference within your online profile, chat client, group tag or status message-du-jour, the understanding and appreciation of which is likely to require an extensive google search.

The cyberquivalent of Dennis Millering.

officially tallied Wit and Coup scores are dependent on the following conditions:

1. that the reference is sufficiently orthogonal to anything like "common knowledge"
2. that the particular point of the obscure reference is something cool

Extra scoring awarded if:

a) the reference constitutes a double entendre
b) the reference means something different to different people

Not to be confused with googlebating (which uses a whole other set of mouse fingers)
Duran's new status message - "Oh Oh Sugar Spell It Out" 9:05 AM Monday

me: Are you telling the world that you're secretly a gay tween with a deep, dark soul, a hot twin, and thickly calloused fingertips?

me: Or are are you just googlebaiting me?


Sent at 9:26 AM on Monday
by Haneru March 16, 2009
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Googleprint

The propensity of any given search term to produce meaningful and search-valuable links from a google search.
Aw he was just some putz I remember from college. He doesn't have much of a googleprint so I couldn't find anything out about him.
by cattnipp December 16, 2008
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GoogleRuin

The process by which, when someone's name is entered into Google, naked/incriminating photos and/or information comes up in search results.
Hey, did you see Sara got GoogleRuined?!
by WRockwood April 30, 2011
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Googlebrity

When you are checking out locations on Google Street and you see yourself or someone you recognize outside a building.
1. OMG!! That is totally you standing in front of Starbucks. You are a googlebrity.

2. Wow, Bob was mowing his lawn when the google street team took his picture. He is a googlebrity.
by Jamtober October 8, 2009
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googlebaiter

Someone who is stunned and amazed by anything that Google does, to the point where they will post it on G+ while masturbating.
1) Google changed the look of their front page slightly, so Jim the Googlebaiter decided to share it with his friends while jacking off.

2) Jim typed "answer to life the universe and everything" into Google, and saw the answer "42" and promptly ejaculated all over his Android phone.
by TheDebriefer January 20, 2012
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googleburging

When a man and a woman decide to play a game involving hiding ice in body each others body cavities and then searching for them. It is primarily done in the woman's body cavities.
Hey Ashley, lets go pick up some ice from Jack in the Box. Its really thin ice, perfect for googleburging. We could googleburg for at least half an hour if we get a large.
by CJ Z December 25, 2008
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Googlearning

The art of learning via google searches. This phrase was coined by Aaron Knight, May 19th 2008.
"I couldn't remember how to change the spark plugs, so I fired up Google for a bit of Googlearning"
by Knightrous May 20, 2008
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