Googlenometry

Discussing the intricacies of Google functions and design.

Part of the Googlenometry are the little up/ down arrows on Google that influence the results when logged into your account.

by PointandStare August 28, 2009

googlesomatic

convincing yourself that you have a certain illness, disease, rash, bug bite, or other ailment based on a thorough investigation, but not actually having any of the aforementioned issues

She thought she had bedbug bites, but it was purely googlesomatic

by ambyguity July 18, 2010

Googlemock

v. to feign knowledge or interest in a subject in an insincere or pretending manner by presenting information obtained from Google.

Most often occurs occur during texting, online chat, blog, e-mail or other faceless interaction.

n. the act or content thereof

Frank Googlemocked my love of Mothra and the Shōbijin.

She detected a Googlemock in his e-mail to her.

Just Googlemock whatever subject she brings up and she'll never know.

by M. Kruize October 19, 2010

GoogleMouth

A random person who spouts off facts about something that has almost nothing to do with the conversation.

John: So, that guy was HOT! Do you think he bats for the rainbow team?

Sarah: Did you know that the original rainbow flag had the colors turquoise and magenta?

John: What the fuck? Where the fuck did that come from? Friggin' GoogleMouth.

by LikesGirls,HatesPizza December 9, 2011

Googlebomb

To make 20-50 Google searches within an hour.

"Kids today are so upsessed with their phones." - Grandma

"Tell me about it. Ever since I told Brad about Coachella, he has decided to googlebomb every band that's playing so he can be familiar with the artists that are performing at the concert." - Laurie

by GoGetterCFerg July 17, 2020