Goofenshmitt

A way to describe someone who is very goofy, or clumsy.

''Did you see the way Joe walks?''

''Yeah, he's such a Goofenshmitt!''

by mrmonocle101 October 5, 2022

Goofersnoot

Person that acts goofy almost to point of being intolerable.

He was acting like a goofersnoot last night.

by Jackie Papers November 29, 2022

gooness

The female variation of the goon, defined as one of two things:

1. a stupid, awkward, tactless person
2. a redneck, roughneck, hoosier, or some variation thereof

Damn, man. You see that trailer park girl over there? She all done up like a gooness.

by Lil' Debbie July 31, 2009

Gofessional

A professional at GOING and doing dope/cool stuff.

Origin: Bay Area
"I Go"

You didnt know we rented the whole club for the party?! Please, I'm a gofessional.

by Julian Janik April 3, 2008

goofest

A goofest, is a festival related to the ejaculation, and celebration of goo. Goo is a synonym for sperm, jizz, cum, sticky icky, love sauce, and so on. The goofest is highly respected, and spiritual event that happens on frequent occasion in every males day to day life. The only rule of a goofest, is that that goo must gooed on everything within a 5 foot radius of the gooer. Other than that, a goofest is completley up to the male/s participating in the event. GOOOOO ON MY FRIENDS!

I heard Kinne and Sobel had a goofest with the log cabin bitches last night.

The guesthouse goofest is the most holy and respected goofest.

The goofest came to an abrubt stop when Jim realized the belizean he was fucking was infected with the HIV virus.

by esobez April 25, 2009

goofenshmort

someone who is so much of a goof and a shmort, that s/he becomes a goofenshmort

guy 1: wow he's a goof
guy 2: ya and a shmort too
guy 1: guess hes a goofenshmort

by the lord king February 22, 2011

Goofersnobs

1.a dumb cunt that can't do any thing
2.a group of dumbasses(normally men in groups of 5
3.Disco lovers (insalt)
4.Dick suckers(normally gay)
5.someone who hates SpongeBob and should be frowned upon
6.someone who loves spongebob squarepants (good meaning)

1.That goofersnobs is a in for the ching ching and will do the bang bang for it
2.those goofersnobs support a color gangs and they are goofersnobs snobs(#4)
3.those goofersnobs are a disgrace to mankind
4.those goofersnobs love sucking cherry lollypops with iceing in the middle
5.that goofersnobs should have never existed in the first place
6.that goofersnobs is so awsome

by Buttfaxe June 4, 2018