The female equivalent of a gooner.
A female who is so addicted to porn and masturbation. That it takes over her life and takes too priority over everything including family and friends.
Also know as a gooner girl or girl gooner
A female who is so addicted to porn and masturbation. That it takes over her life and takes too priority over everything including family and friends.
Also know as a gooner girl or girl gooner
Ann: How come Sarah isn't here today?
Jessica: She is at home. I don't think we will ever see her again. She is a goonette now.
Jessica: She is at home. I don't think we will ever see her again. She is a goonette now.
by Patheticnikkij October 10, 2019
Get the Goonette mug.Someone who is a snitch or snake. One who will rat or tell on ones friends or foes merly for the purpose of socalled "loving the Lord".
That guy is such a Jackson Goodell, he told on me and Kyle for having tea in a Starbucks waterbottle.
by lilShmeeg&band May 16, 2017
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Who? Oh, you silly that’s Danny Gonzalez.
by FackAuf January 6, 2021
Get the Drew Gooden mug.The one who passes in shadows. You know she has to be awesome to have a name like that. Even though Cory slit her dog's throat, she continues to be awesome. (and weird...in an awesome way) She is currently sassing everyone on Urban Dictionary. She enjoys long walks on the beach, holding hands with strangers, as long as they aren't mean, getting her tongue stuck to ice, sneezing (or "flying"), and watching her friends set inanimate objects on fire. And Harry Potter. She LOVES her some Harry Potter.
by Girl who has no soul... July 21, 2009
Get the Amanda Goodell mug.An asswipe of a person who has to tell you all the time how much they recycle, how many mpg their Prius gets, Or how many baby seals, rainforests, indigineous tribes they have helped this week. They only do good to brag about the good they do
Guy 1: my new Prius gets 65 miles per gallon, isn't that amazing!?
Guy 2: neat
Guy 3: he only got the car to talk about it.
Guy 2: I know! He such a douche gooder
Guy 2: neat
Guy 3: he only got the car to talk about it.
Guy 2: I know! He such a douche gooder
by RenoLuke December 14, 2012
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Get the gooder than a mug mug.noun: someone who abuses a position of authority do something particularly stupid; also verb: to abuse a position of authority to do something particularly stupid
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