Goosed Out

Goosed Out is the the state of being fucked up on alcohol and drugs beyond any point of return.

To achieve the level of "Goosed" you must be so fucked up that your body throws itself into a nerve system contagion which causes goose bumps to form on the surface of your skin. Hence the term's name.

"Jesus Devon, I was so fucking Goosed out last night, the next day my friends showed me video footage of me running around in cemetery completely naked screaming "WILL YOU GET OFF OF ME LIFE!" Nigga I was Goosed"

by There's Nothing To See Here. September 13, 2012

goobied

intoxicated to a high extent; wasted; shitfaced; plastered; drunk; smashed; hammered

I was so goobied last night I didn't know if I fucked a man or a woman.

by Combo/Megan July 26, 2006

muffle goosed

An extremely high form of inebriation. Usually only associated with ones birthday party, a best man at a wedding reception, or a fresh break up. Symptoms often include vomitting in your own car, trying to make out with random members of the opposite sex, and being firemans carried back to your house and/or bed.

Dude, Look at Johnny. He is straight up Muffle Goosed!

by UrbanIrvin June 4, 2014

goosedick

Usally a young woman that teases up a penis or causes a hard-on with mind over matter power. The word can also be a verb.

The little goosedick gave me a hard on while I was half asleep and she thought I wouldn't notice. (noun)

She goosedicked me with I was taking a shower. (verb)

by woodworkin steve January 12, 2008

goosed

Mancunian slang for broken. Can also mean tired.

“The tires on my bike are goosed”

“I was goosed after running a triathlon”

by Peter 'The Fist' Swift February 17, 2008

Goosed

To be high or under the influence of marijuana.
Synonym for zooted, zoinked, high, etc.

Dude 1: How was the party last night?
Dude 2: I was straight goosed

by Bagelnose November 18, 2020

goobed out

1. to be sleepy or very tired.

2. To nap on the couch all the time.

Sandi looked goobed out after a long night of playing computer games.

Sandi is always goobed out on the couch when she has nothing to do.

by J.Heinz March 11, 2014