Danny Gonzalez

A YouTuber that does commentary videos. He is a former Viner. Also, Danny makes music and goes by the name Young Face because of his supposed young face. There is an inside joke between him and Drew Gooden (the YouTuber, not the bAsKeTbAlL player) that they are the same person but are actually not. They are also friends with Kurtis Conner.

I strongly urge you to become Greg for it is much better on the non evil side of the world.

If you aren't Greg, then you are considered Craig. All Craigs are evil whether they know of Greg or not. All Gregs are blood related. Unless you are in a relationship cause that's grOss.

To be truly Greg, you need to subscribe and turn on notifications to Danny Gonzalez.

Join the fastest growing army (don't look that up), Greg by copy/pasting the url below and following the instructions above!

youtube.com/user/ActualDannyGonzalez
Random Craig: Why do you have such a cool sweatshirt that says Greg on it?

Greg: Because bro, I subscribed to Danny Gonzalez and became Greg! It's so much better being Greg than a low-life Craig.

Newly found Greg: Wow! You were right! I love being Greg! Thanks, bro.
by greg.the.cat December 03, 2019
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Danny Gonzalez

Danny Gonzalez, also known as Young Face is a youtuber, songwriter and a legal pumpkin. He's also legally allowed to leave. If you subscribe to him, you'll have your name automatically changed to Greg.
becky: i love jake paul!!

anna: becky, you're legally allowed to leave

anna: also subscribe to danny gonzalez
by danny gonzalez fan November 17, 2018
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Danny Gonzalez

The leader of gregs and part time sleep paralysis demon. Legally the greatest youtuber.
Greg: Have you seen the new Danny Gonzalez video.
Craig: No, but I think I've seen him somewhere else.
by Gregoreo3 July 02, 2022
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Shuffles Gonzalez

The process of walking and squeezing your ass cheeks firmly together resulting in the shuffling of your feet. This process is orchestrated to prevent the escape of a giant turd or expolsive diairrea.
I totally did the Shuffles Gonzalez all
the way the bathroom! Many Thanks Taco Bell.
by street whizard April 08, 2009
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Diego Gonzalez

A famous Mexican Pop-Latino singer/actor from Mexico City. First got exposure by playing Rocco in the telanovela "Rebelde". He has 2 CD's out, "Mas Diego" and "Indigo" and few of his hits are, Responde, Mas, Perdido En Ti, and Million de Anos.
"My favorite song by Diego Gonzalez is Responde!"
by Yukie February 28, 2009
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Speedy Gonzalez

When one combines a can of classic Coca-Cola with 3-4 teaspoons of instant coffee.
Crack Fiend: You got any of that crack?

You: No, but I can make you a Speedy Gonzalez.
by Quigonzo February 08, 2012
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Christian Gonzalez

A name most associated with a man who is considerate and kind almost to a fault.

He puts others emotional and physical well being before his own. He seeks a woman he has a geniuine connection with and a strong love for, rather then just a sexual conquest or "hook up".
His is a gentalman and husband type twoards the women he loves and happily does anything to see her smile.
He is a man of chivalry and women find his courteous and warm hearted nature more alluring than his physical appearance.

He is also very sensual and hendonistic making him a very romantic and passionate lover.

His physical features mainly consist of tan skin, dark hair, a lean physique, light eyes, and is well endowed (pleases many women sexually)
Christian Gonzalez is an amazing person

Christian
cristian
passion

love
well endowed
by MoGomez30894 May 19, 2016
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