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Gonzick

A down terrible virgin omegle youtuber who fails to get girls on younow which results in punching the air, and his white gaming chair being thrown and beat violently. Don't count on him, he can never be consistent enough to even text you back or stream on time
Audrie: Look at that big boy Gonzick, he can't even get his dick wet even on the bbw omegle tag
by Vro Dom March 15, 2021
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Gonzimus

ARGHH IM SO GONZIMUS
by Scrooch January 2, 2019
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Foxx Gonzi

Used to express anger or dismay against any form of authority or general mishap. This phrase came into existence when the price of petrol skyrocketed, and it is documented that approximately 47% of the entire population raised their hands to the heavens and yelled out 'FOXX GONZI!', to the extent that it registered at 2.1 on the Richter Scale.

This phrase is made up of the word 'Foxx', which loosely translates to 'Fuck', and 'Gonzi' referring to Lawrence Gonzi, Prime Minister of Malta.
'Ix-xita? Foxx Gonzi!' (It's raining? Fuck Gonzi!)

'Mhux qed iqumli? Foxx dak il-pufta Gonzi!' ('My dick's gone limp? Fuck that faggot Gonzi!')

'Mar id-dawl? Foxx l-izbub go halq Gonzi!' (The electricity's gone?? Fuck the many dicks in Prime Minister Lawrence Gonzi's mouth!')
by Mario il-king September 14, 2011
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Gonzick

a lonely horny man you does YouTube gets no views or pussy and only takes L’s.
Gonzick A man who who takes L’s
by The fact god March 15, 2021
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Gontaism

Gontaism is a word too worship the character Gobta Gokuhara!
Gontaism the the cultni joined too worship gonta gokuhara.
by That one gay bestfriend November 28, 2020
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Goetzing

pronounced gets-ing or get-zing
it is the act of yelling or harshly wispering vulgarities while attempting something mentally straining
the act of goetzing may often be confused with having Terets syndrome but is quite differant, having terets causes those inflicted by it to spontaneously shout differant words that occassionally can be vulgar, while goetzing is controlable those who do it just choose not to suppress it and the words shouted are always obscene in some way
goetzing usually continues until said task is completed or interupted
John (while doing a difficult puzzle): "Balls! Fuck! Ass"

Jack: "you know its hard to concentrate with you goetzing al of the time"
by notacoward March 29, 2009
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gonzi

Similar to bonzi buddy, but somewhat human and active in Maltese politics. Gonzis have included a bishop and the current half baked prime minister of Malta.
F'oxx Gonzi.

Dak il-liba Gonzi hxieni.
by synerr January 19, 2005
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