gooning

masturbation so intense that it becomes a state of meditation that consumes you and provides endless pleasure, you either pair it with overstimming (cumming as much as you can) or edging (trying not to cum for as long as possible), there is not one way to goon, they all just have one goal; be consumed by your masturbation into bliss.

it is almost always (but doesnt need to) paired with porn or surrounds itself with porn- it is also known at bating.

i was gooning for several hours last night! im such a bater!

omg! yes! look at you serving cunt! you are such a gooner!

by 3meitloml May 2, 2023

gunning sticks

Smoking cigarettes quickly or one-after-another.

Tom: Where's Anne Marie and Michelle?

Bob: Out back, gunning sticks.

by StarSeed1031 January 17, 2011

prestige gooning

A state of sexual pleasure achieved through masturbation in which one ascends beyond consciousness and becomes one with his penis. The utmost form of gooning.

I got so far into prestige gooning yesterday that I became my penis.

by tomatoBhutan May 6, 2022

Gunning to the Officers

A prison term for masturbating to, and in front of, the female officers.

I haven't been with a woman for five years, so of course I'm gunning to the officers

by Sylaine November 29, 2012

tail gunning

the art of shooting one's load in a woman's anus immediately after anal sex whilst the anus is dilated and before its diameter reduces to a size too small to hit.

When Luke Skywalker destroyed the Death Star before the window of opportunity vanished, tail gunning.

by DoubleMiles September 10, 2010

shot-gunning

1. When a person who's smoking takes a hit of weed and transfers the smoke to another person by using their fists to make a tunnel between their mouths.

2. When a guy or girl takes a hit and transfers the smoke to their partner through a kiss. As one exhales the smoke, the other one should inhale the smoke into their lungs. Very efficient use of weed and extremely sexy.

1. "Yo dude.. we don't have that much weed left so we're shot-gunning that shit, you down ?"

2. "When my boyfriend's shot-gunning me, I literally get weak in the knees."

by brendabong2 December 30, 2009

ganning

ganning=going
a word used in scotland and the north east of England.

im tired so im ganning.

by Clive Warren August 31, 2007