Gonçalo Ramos

A person who scores a hat trick in a match then shows the world the power of a real footballer balls by caressing his big wood making it to the goal

WOw Gonçalo Ramos just scored a hat trick this match...
Let me check twitter.... Oh nice wood.

by Gonçalo Ramos 100% rizz December 9, 2022

Goncalo the brokie

An extremely annoying, stupid, broke fucking hoe named goncalo who is so rude and not nice at all

Kira: goncalo the Brokie sucks so bad
Amanda: I know, he’s such a bitch

by valentinesdownfall April 14, 2024

dirty Gonçalo

Is the act of trying try to penetrate a computer USB port with the man's junk.

Rodrigo tried to do a dirty Gonçalo with his new mac book.

by Dirtyboyyyyy May 23, 2020

Gonzalo

Gonzalos are known for loving music and being handsome. If you can ever meet a Gonzalo, be friends with him as long as you live. Very trustworthy aswell, and an easy person to talk to.

Person 1: This is my friend.
Friend: Hello. Nice to meet you.
Person 2: You are so nice your name must be Gonzalo

by Ha!Idiot. April 23, 2019

Gonzalo

Gonzalo’s are known to be really good looking, smart, awesome taste in music, sweet, and athletic. Gonzalo’s are great with bear hugs and their spirit animal is definitely a bear. Gonzalo’s are the best person to possibly hang out, Are very lovable, adorable, and give the best kisses. In conclusion, gonzalos are the best.

Hello gonzalo

by SOMEONE827367373 October 15, 2021

Gonzalo

Legends say he can break a punching bag with one kick, he swims in a canal, he is the Legendary Gonzalo

Gonzalo used his special

by Red Cyanide August 16, 2019

Gonzalo

He’s very funny, endlessly entertaining. Honestly you’re never bored around Gonzalo, probably one of the most amazing people to have in your life. Gonzalo is probably the best person in my life and I wish he honestly understood how much he means to me. I just don’t wanna annoy him with how much he means to me so yeah.
“Ok Adele”

Gonzalo is pretty cool

by TerraTheGroot April 27, 2019