goldfish

the snack that smiles back

these things are really addicting

by ilovegoldfish July 3, 2005

Goldfish

The purest little animals that swim around in large cuboids filled with water. When it comes to goldfish, opinions are rather polarising - there are really only two types of people: those who have an undying love and experience monomania towards those creatures, and those who openly dislike them as think that they're boring little lumps that open and close their mouths.

Far too often, they are portrayed in unfunny Youtube videos as memeable and clumsy things who only exist for the human race to laugh at.

its time to stop.

Far too often, goldfish are treated as though they're nothing more than entities that exist for us to laugh at.

by tapulele May 6, 2020

Goldilocks Cock

A Penis that is generally said to be of perfect Length and Girth.

Janet: I slept with Ed last night...
Mandy: Really? How big was his junk?
Janet: Well, it wasn't too small and it wasn't too big...
Mandy: Oh, he's obviously got a Goldilocks Cock then.

by dabruce June 19, 2014

goldfish slap

A goldfish slap is the act of pulling out a flaccid penis and slapping it on the back of an unsuspecting persons neck, then yelling "Goldfish".

While Natasha was eating her sandwich at the picnic ,Tyrone crept up behind her and Goldfish slapped her.

Dude I totally goldfish slapped Rebecca in Math class

by Mac Brown Town November 3, 2017

Goldilocks Cock

A variation of Goldilocks referring to one's penis that is not too big or too small.

Damn, I wish I had a Goldilocks Cock like Tom Does.

by The Original Argoniphile June 10, 2018

Goldilocks cock

Goldilocks Cock

A Penis that is generally said to be of perfect Length and Girth

Lonnie has got me dick whipped on his Goldilocks cock since we started sleeping together.

by KKinsearchofunicorns24 September 2, 2016

Dr. Goldfield

The "doctor" of the amazing canadian tv show kenny vs spenny.
goldfield has many different authentic chinese herbal medicines and tricks to help kenny beat spenny at all costs.

DR. Goldfield: Noooo, chinese seal penis is veeery good. Powerful for you.
Kenny: so how much does it cost?
goldfield: mmmm six thousand.
Kenny: How much is my penis worth?
*pause*
Kenny: Probably millions right?
Goldfield: of course.

by Supakupatroopa April 1, 2009