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Goldfish

A person who forgets what you said to them five seconds ago.

A person who can be annoying in nature but uk what, they're worth gold to you!
Argh! You're such a Goldfish
by Just_An_Apple August 11, 2019
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goldfish

A pet that doesn't do anything.
My goldfish was named Snappy.
by Angelacia March 8, 2008
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goldfish

Fish-shaped crackers that are baked, not fried.
Dat bitch's gonna pop yo punk ass because yo ate dems GoldFish, yo .
by ALLAH January 12, 2004
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Goldfish

1) A type of adorable orange fish that is a common household pet

2) A nickname for a kid who called himself a "beta male" but he cant spell so he typed Betts and now his friends call him Goldfish.
1) "Aww what an adorable goldfish! Whats her name?"

2) "Hey guys I wrote a fan fiction about Goldfish. Its called spicy goldfish"
by welphereweareagain January 15, 2020
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Goldfish

Great crackers from Peppridge farms. They're baked, not fried, come in different varieties, and smile back. Try mixing them up all in one bag.
Hmm... pretzel, pizza, cheddar, and color goldfish mixed in one bag.
by Sean Ryan April 18, 2006
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Goldfished

Similar to being “catfished,” a person gets “goldfished” when...the person they’ve been talking to via “online” etc is, indeed, the right person, they just promised everything in the world, gold, glitter and diamonds, and after meeting....they brought nothing but empty promises.
“We been chattin’ online these last 8 months, he promised me that he’d treat me like a queen. Now that we’ve met, he been nothin’ but jealous and controlling.”

“Girl, you done been goldfished.”
by Maver7ck April 23, 2020
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goldfished it

yeah I soooo don't want to do that anyway!
So I goldfished it!
by mega3dfx May 14, 2005
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