Gold-Bond Cake

When you put gold bond on your balls in order to prevent chaffing and/or major ball sweat, but instead of doing its job, the powdery gold bond mixeds with your ball sweat and forms a thick, cake-like substance.

Bob:"Damn Dude, my balls are sweating so bad man."

Bill:"I know dude, I have some major gold-bond cake going on right now!"

by AmikeL ErotchX September 15, 2010

Gold Bonding

When 2 homosexual men pour powder on their junks and rub them together.

Lance said to Stephan, "I want to certify our love with some Gold Bonding."

by jsexy76 December 20, 2011

gold bonding

When 2 gay men pour powder on their junk and rub them together.

Lance and Stephan were not ashamed when caught gold bonding.

by jsexy76 December 20, 2011

Gold Bonding

Also known as Boy Bonding.

When a bunch of guys get ina circle and pass around Gold Bond. Everyone puts in their hand the reaches down their pants, and puts it on their balls.

Afterword everyone shakes hands

We're definitely gold bonding at the bachelor party!

by Gidonidus May 20, 2024

Goldbonding

It is the act of applying goldbond (as well as adding water) to one's nutsack, which provides the sensation of a thousand winter elves blowing snow all over your testicles.

It has also been compared to spearmint for the genitalia

After a hearty dinner, me and my posse went goldbonding. Though it kind of stung at first, it really got my dance on.

by PrincessBowzer April 26, 2009

Goldbond

A miracle powder that can best be described as "A tropical breeze on your nutsack!" The perfect cure for sweaty balls. However, recreational use is encouraged. Especially effective if applied immediatly after showering.

Its been such a bad day that all I want to do is go home, shower, and enjoy that nice tingle on my balls after I goldbond

by Pinocha Deac November 16, 2006

GoldBond Yoga

Generally a morning ritual, the act of thoroughly powdering your's (and/or other's) genitals before getting dressed.

*Think: like a baby getting his/her diaper changed, legs up!

"Dude, the humidity is giving me a rash, I need to practice GoldBond Yoga"

by EL G September 25, 2014