cock goblet

A person whom frequently gobbles the cock. Can also describe a goblet quite literally filled with cock.

"Holmes, your bi-atch loves the man-meat fo' sho'"
"True dat bruvva, she's a real cock goblet"

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Dirty goulet

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, but you give her a goatee, a'la Robert Goulet.

I went to Vegas, picked up a bombshell & gave her a Dirty Goulet to teach her a lesson.

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to be the subject of unwanted gay sexual attention. Commonly used among western ex-pats in eastern Europe and Africa.

OMG, Ben was totally gomletted in the back of that taxi the other night.

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A bedroom community adjacent to Santa Barbara, and surrounding UCSB and Isla Vista.

UCSB Student A: "Man, I got arrested last night"
UCSB Student B: "that's cuz GOLETA MAKES THE RULEZ"

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The toliet you use to rid your body of that spicey mexican food you had for dinner.

"I went over to meet her parents and that Taco Bell came knocking on my back door so I turned her parent's toliet into the Goblet of Fire."

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Where a girl takes her tit out and dips it into your drink (most likely Wine) a few times.

That bar allows it's waitresses to serve Royal Goblets

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