University of Guelph

Ontario university, formed in 1964 by the amalgamation of the Ontario Agricultural College, Ontario Veterinary College and the MacDonald Institute. Although best known for its focus on agriculture and life sciences, Guelph offers a wide range of programs, and has had a high rating in the recent Maclean’s magazine ratings of Canadian universities.

The University of Guelph is an excellent institution for the study of life sciences (and for partying too!).

by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv September 20, 2006

guelph ontario

Guelph pronounced "Goowelff". The leading Canadian city for producing granola type same sex couples who like to bathe in their outdoor showers while feeding their backyard hens. Mostly gym teachers, these people graduate to careers on the city council so they can vote on how to return the city to the early 1960's. Guelph also has a large Asian community that are not allowed out of the west end. When they do manage to tunnel out, they enjoy acting tough and threaten to "stick you". Whatever the fuck that means.

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by Colon the 3rd October 11, 2013

goepfrich

verb: the act of refusing sexual activity in favor of sleeping

We were in his room and I was about to offer a blumpkin and he straight up goepfriched me.

by ch0ch!3 September 25, 2010

gelphie

the romantic relationship between Elphaba and Glinda, as implied by subtext in both the musical and novel.

Gelphie exists; Elphaba is so much more in love with Glinda than she is with Fiyero!

by Blowers Daughtr August 20, 2007

Goepash

To whip someone, or to dominate someone in doing something for you.

Mary is very controlling of her new boyfriend John. "Get your ass over here"
Mark: "Mary goepashed John"

by EIN1Va March 11, 2010

Grelpie

A group selfie

Everyone! Stop rolling your eyes and get in for a grelpie!

by katybaldo June 11, 2016

Gelph

Also: Gelphy, Gleph, Gelph Ann Marie

A very peculiar and stubborn creature. Possesses dry, dirty native feet for the purpose of being sneaky-sneaky. Plagued with an EXTREMELY short attention span, speech impediment, and an OCD for the number 5 (naanan). Harbors an insatiable thirst for alcohol. Speaks a rare, difficult language known as Jabber. Enjoys INSTIGATING and being nerdy.

Derived from the term 'Gelfling'. In ancient times referred to the last survivors of a fawn-like elfin race known as the Gelflings.

See Also ADD
See Also Bitch
See Also Buttmonkey
See Also Crackhead
See Also NERD

Damn you Gelph! Why ya gotta be like that?

"I jhHlate yeouf lso emcuh rihgth; vnoliw!!" says Gelph

by k-DONK January 23, 2005