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Goddard girls 

The Goddard girls are what I call “easy going, fun loving, and pure entertainment”. You’ll never catch the Goddard girls holding a grudge. One thing about them.. they’re having a good time. If you talk bad to them though… jail. If you f*** their Starbucks order up.. federal. And if you do cheat on them.. ur solitary confinement.
The Goddard girls are simply amazing.
Goddard girls by lolgirl7777 June 4, 2022

Richard Goddard 

The name of an angry, testosterone fuelled South African whose primary purpose of being on earth is to cause as much shit as possible. Lives for his Rugby and occasionally play's on wing (when he can be bothered). Loves the Evil Dead trilogy and often finds himself watching James Bond films on Sunday. With an affinity for everything creative, his mellow side shines (for about 10 seconds) until the urge kicks in to do something wacko. A kill first ask questions later type of guy, impulsivity rules above all. Blonde all Brunette it's all the same to him
Yo, Jacob was doing a Richard Goddard on friday!

chris goddard 

Rockstar from the planet Sceneopia. Also from this planet are Josh Scoggins from The Chariot and Sonny Moore. Chris Goddard has made appearances in the following bands: Acusticore, When Rocky Beat The Russian, The Ghost Cabberet and his current band Ann Bolynn. Chris Goddard, while looking like your average scene kid, is very much anti-scene. Girls from the ages of 14-18 are very attracted to Chris when he starts to scream onstage, some say his scream is so high pitched that it trigers something in their brains that forces them to follow him around and yell his name.
"Chris Goddard! Have my babies!"

Buddha Goddard

A sexy lax bro with a luscious budha belly that girls and guys alike can't resist
"OOOOH i rubbed buddha goddards' belly and i orgasmed"

"i got good luck from Buddha Goddard"
Buddha Goddard by Mom? April 13, 2010

Buddha Goddard

A Buddha Goddard is a sexy laxbro with a luscious buddha belly that no one can resist rubbing.
Oh look at that Buddha Goddard! dont u just want to rub his belly?

Definitely!
Buddha Goddard by Narbish Mom April 13, 2010

Jack "Stinky" Goddard 

Jack is a famous business man most known for his work within Lelo's manufacturing and product testing facility. While Jack is still only 16 he has shown very promising traits similar to those of famous rapper Kanye East. Jack is also known within the Lelo scene by his nickname "Stinky". The reason behind this nickname would become overwhelmingly clear if you were to ever meet him in person.
"Hey did you hear about that incident in Lelo's product testing facility, apparently the tester will be out for at least a month"
"Oh yeah I did hear about that, apparently it was Jack "Stinky" Goddard!"