Goblin 

The vile shit that one takes the morning after consuming a large amount of alcohol the night before. Usually occurs before or instead of vomiting during a hang over. Also happens 99% of the time after drinking 4loko.

Liza: "Hey guys, this is kinda vulgar, but I cant stop shitting after sippin' on the 4lokos last night."
Joe: "Yeah no shit ya prick, its called shitting out a goblin. Hehehe"

Goblin by 4lokoPrincess October 9, 2010

Goblin 

An alcoholic beverage consisting of vodka and monster, when drank the stimulant of the caffeine fights against the depressant of the alcohol to create an intense buzz.

"Man that goblin had me shit faced last night"

Goblin by Poontang July 17, 2014

Goblin 

A woman of short stature, who dresses as a slut, and is insane (redundant, all women are insane).

Nicole "Snooki" on Jersey Shores.
"Snooki is a cross between a goblin and another goblin" -Dan O'Brien

Goblin by Pip-alicious January 10, 2010

Goblin 

Goblin is, A person of higher rank,authority.
someone who has more power, money, respect, smarts.

Whats a goon to a goblin -lil wayne

Goblin by 7713 October 17, 2008

Goblin 

Is like a kingpin, he the boss, he doesn't do the dirty work he gets goons to do it.

What's a goon to a goblin?

Goblin by dabestthug June 20, 2009

goblin 

A creature that re-emerges after long periods of hiberation. Invites long ignored acquaintances for social engagements mainly on the golf course.
The reason for hiberation is uncertain. It is either due to being (happily) stuck under a large thumb for several years or due to having spent 18 months finishing a fucking road race of approximately 26 miles. Slow cunt. See 'RUFUS?'

Fuck me, look at that slow goblin cunt, he's 2 fucking miles behind the spastic with no fucking legs. 3 months from now when he reaches the finishing line, he'll be looking for a game of golf. The cunt.

goblin by Andrew Mathieson Cheater May 15, 2005

goblin 

1) An unruly child.

2) Any child that has not learned manners or ettiquette, especially a newborn baby.

"Did you hear that my sister popped a goblin?"

"Really? Now there's going to be a goblin running around her house! Ha ha! You are an uncle!"

goblin by sam ward June 15, 2007