goblin

Goblin is a created fictional character that was created for an excuse when getting caught doing something.

Man 1: Hey did you tap me?
Man 2: No it was Goblin

by L1v3r5p0t5 October 06, 2006

goblin

when someone sticks the entire length of the penis and balls in there mouth while sucking a cock

wow i never new suzy was a goblin girl

by gfunite January 21, 2008

goblin

Small Scottish irritating, green whiney creature.

Natalie Green of the North

by Weegie January 13, 2005

goblin

1. Weird, epic brat
2. William A.'s spirit animal

"Wow, I never realized what a total goblin he was until now."

by Eddaaa August 30, 2013

The Goblin

A small, ninety-five pound, genital-less, man-like creature that with his scrawny body annoys the fuck out of humans when they try to sleep. His antics last a few hours in the night, and consist of stealing your pillows and blankets. Also, if you fight back he goes for the eyes.

Me: *tying to sleep*
The Goblin: "THE GOBLIN!!!!!"
Me: "FUCKKKKK MEEEEE!"

by tractorandababy January 01, 2013

goblinate

A form of goblin that masquerades itself amongst the human populace, in a desperate bid for social status and welfare that would be bereft amongst Goblinkind.

Damn, that guy sounds like a real goblinate.

by betman320 May 14, 2019

The Goblin

The part of a man's hanging ball sack that shows when you moon someone.
Is referred to as a person/pet.

Man 1: Hey man, do you wanna meet the goblin?
Man 2: Uhhhh sure
Man 1: (pulls down pants and moons Man 2)
Man 2: Douche

Man 1: Hey doucher, quit dicking around or I'll show you the goblin.
Man 2: I'm a huge tool and fail at life and Xbox.
Man 1: Alright, I warned you (moons Man 2)

by Dub Ard September 10, 2009