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Gobernatz

Pronounced Göh-bêr-ntß
1. noun - a person who has a high dependencey on alcohol, cannot live without it, and has developed a high tolerance of consuming large quantities of alcohol, see 'alcoholic'

2. adjective - a secret desire to try ekkies.

3. noun - A great, sexy, attractice person who will finger his best friends in the ass, play with their dicks, have sword fights when they get drunk, sleep in their jocks with their best mates and still have the nerve to call himself straight in front of his lover (who happens to be of the same sex.

4. noun - Just a weird-ass german name that no one can pronounce or has heard before.
1. Dude you need to slow down or ur gonna become a fuckin' dropkick Gobernatz.

2. leprechaun: What's up with you?
guy: I got gobernatz munchies lad.
leprechaun: Here, have some extacy,
guy: Gee thank you, your a such swell leprechaun =

3. Quit touching my dick Gobernatz.

4. taxi driver: check out this weird-ass name, Goganats, wtf?
passenger: it's Gobernatz u sad fuck.
by Zach de la Rocha March 18, 2008
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Rudy Gobert

A Rudy Gobert is your friend who never takes serious issues, serious. For example, a Rudy Gobert will joke about catching COVID-19 and then he will be the tool who ends up getting COVID-19.
Hey, Antonio, don't lick your fingers after eating your hot cheetos, it is not healthy and you do not want to get sick with that COVID-19! Antonio then proceeds to lick and suck on his fingers since he does not take serious issues, seriously. "He's just being a Rudy Gobert, that fool with probably catch something." Two days later Antonio is in the hospital with COVID-19. Don't be a Rudy Gobert.
by Caltexeg March 13, 2020
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Gobarist/Goberist

A Hindu fundamentalist, a Hindu Terrorist, A person, who eats Gobar/Gober (Cowshit) and drinks Gaumutra (Cowpiss). A person believes in Brahmvadta and ignores the reality
The gobarist/goberist is on his/herway to Shiva Lingam Pooja
by KrishnaMahaGuru July 15, 2021
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gobese

An alternative adjective for gay fat. Descibes a gay man who would be considered healthy by most cultural norms, but in the gay community is considered to be drastically overweight. Situation can progress to become morbidly gobese.
As soon as his abs were no longer visible, Scott realized that he was officially gobese.
by Stitch SDK November 22, 2010
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Gobegles

Odd people acting in a very specific bonkers way. Most often used to describe a person that isn’t thinking straight.
You are acting like a Gobegle.”

- Gobegles means that the person is acting a little wack and needs to start thinking straight.
by Harry_Miller-69 July 1, 2023
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gobeil

by jon March 17, 2005
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gobert'd

Verb - the act(s) or omission(s) of one person that results in the destruction of an entire institution.
Rudy Gobert just gobert'd the NBA.

Adolf Hitler just gobert'd the League of Nations.
by mystrongsuit March 14, 2020
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