Goatman

A man who loves to have sex with goats.

Hide those goats before goatman sees them.

by EvgenyIsGreat May 12, 2010

Goatman

A mythological creature that preys on young couples making out in cars, is known to reside in school buildings, churches, and teenagers basements.

Whatch out guys, its a fucking goatman!

by Claypool08 August 19, 2007

goatseman

An extremely ugly man or woman

"I was afraid that my blind date would be a real goatseman"

by Jukka May 23, 2003

goatsandwich

Person that is awesome throughout his lifetime.
Can be used to describe someone who is perfect.

Wow, you are such a goatsandwich!

by Oshysgay April 6, 2005

goatsandwich

A cool guy who generally gets along with everybody. Hes funny, ugly and quite the croquet player. His hobbies include manly sports like hopscotch and skipping, he strays away from more feminine things such as rugby, and street fighting.

He's so cool, he's a GOATSANDWICH

by Oshy April 6, 2005

goatman

one who is overly preppy, fratastic, Republican. such an individual is typically in possession of Croakies, a Polo shirt, and Sperry Top-Siders.

"Yo D, lose the John Stockton shorts and the Croakies homeboy. You're turnin' goatman on us."

by wordcraft July 30, 2008

Goatspank

Casual term for an earl fan, driver, or teamowner.

Q:Did you see Gweg Way at the wall mart?

A: Yeah, that Goatspank was surrounded by gomerbillys.

by Joelski September 29, 2003