going to bed

telling people during a party that you're going to sleep but rarely end up in a bed

guy 1: dude its 5am im going to bed
guy 2: bitch get off my counter
guy 1: sorry

by brofosho October 2, 2007

Going to bed

When you decide to move away from your computer to "sleep" when you really just lie in bed with your phone.

Man I really should start "going to bed," I've been on the computer for like 9 hours.

by The Riddlr December 21, 2013

go to bed

60s/70s euphemism for "have sex"

I think I'll ask Nancii out Friday night, I want to go to bed with her.

by Jake February 11, 2004

go to bed

when a certain someone does not go to bed at a normal time and is destroying their sleep schedule won't go to bed.

ALEX GO TO BED YOU STINKER

by buckbaizen September 24, 2020

Go to bed

Meaning either "go away" or "leave me alone". Sometimes used as an insult to make one feel childish as if it was past their bed time.

Nicole: Hey man, get off the computer
Bobby: Go to bed you bitch

by Nicole February 7, 2004

going to bed

code for losers who don't get any pussy to say they are going to bed but in actuality they are going to jerk off. trying to sound like they are too cool.

Matt just made a Jib Jab video of a buddy dancing but we all knew he was going to spank his monkey and he told us he was "going to bed".

by the meme war master May 8, 2016

go to bed bro

A term usually exchanged between gamers who are Cat-Assing late at night, when it is said it often starts an unofficial and unspoken competition, the goal of which is to stay up as late as possible.

Older gamers may also say this to squeakers at 7pm-8pm pointing out that (normal) children of this age go to bed around this time, this usually enrages them....

Gamer 1:Uggh, i'm so tired.
Gamer 2: Dude, just go to bed bro.
Gamer 1: Nah, bro i'm fine.

Gamer 1: Go to bed bro.
Gamer 2 (squeaker): Fuck you, I will come to your house and rape your mom.
Gamer 1: Lol.

by the man who laughs April 27, 2012