surfin' a gerkin

having sex with a man with a small penis that resembles a gerkin.

Having sex with him was like surfin' a gerkin. It was so small, I couldn't even feel anything!

by Catherine M. February 6, 2006

Gierke

A hypocrite who often is huge on rules only to not follow them themselves, also doesn't see through to any reason no matter how much more sense it makes them whatever shit he's spitting out. Does everything as ineffective as possible.

Guy 1: I just got in trouble for grabbing a pencil when other kids beat me up and dragged me into a room
Guy 2: That teachers being a real Gierke

by Ƶephan February 27, 2020

Jerkin your Gherkin

Slang term for mastrubation

stop jerkin your gherkin!!

by itzadolfin!! June 11, 2011

jerkin the gherkin

A term used for male masturbation. Unsure of the background, maybe there are some guys out there with green vinegary penises.

"Brian had enough of MTV, so he turned to Television X for some real porn. Aroused, he began jerkin' the gherkin".

by Ben Rockitt May 10, 2004

goerking

Excessive climbing when cycling in order to sattisfy an obsessive compulsive need for elevation & pain.

Did you see that rats nest of a strava ride? 10K in 20 miles. That dude was goerking it hard.

by Special_KF June 14, 2018

gerksed

Gerks, to beat the shit out of someone in toronto slang

To get gerksed is to be beaten up

You finna gets gerksed if you dont nize yo shit

by Canadian boi6969669696966 February 20, 2019

Gerk Walk

A fire song created by a Jewish, Korean and Indian guy.

"All your shit fake, nigga that's a gerk walk
Real nigga bitch I'm a custom, you a default"
"반지가 무거워서 내 걸음은 gerk walk
Young ninja off the Goop and I'm through the booth"
"Everybody who a human do the gerk walk (Yuh)
Everybody who assuming that we gerk yuh (Gerk)"

by ParagonIsABadName January 19, 2022