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Olivia Gaffney

The most unoriginal person you will ever meet. Nothing interesting about them, has trouble communicating because of HIS pallet expander, can't commit to a relationship (Especially if you're an only child). It, this being, is very rare. BUT, if you come into contact with one, just hold a cheese puff in front of them, and it will run away.
"Did you see Olivia Gaffney?"
"Yea she's such a doofus"
by ilovewill101 May 28, 2018
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Gaffel

1. a Gaffel (Swedish & Norwegian noun) ~ Fork; a pronged tool.

2. to Gaffel (Verb) ~ To borrow an article from a "friend" without it being returned. Unlike stealing, the article still maintains original ownership, however is in "mentioned friend's" possession with no sign of recovery. The intention/expectation of return may still be intact, and therefore un-interruptive of the friendship. Only when the owner looses all reinstatement expectation, has the "borrow(ing)" evolved to a "gaffel(ing)."
1. (n) Sven and Fjord were having a disagreement whether norse God "Odin" carried a guintar or gaffel.

2. (v) My best friend Jordy was cold and borrowed my favorite hoodie, years later a friend of a friend saw him wearing it, and confirmed the gaffeling. I had requested it back every-time he came through, it seems he totally gaffeled that shit.
by haldeener June 27, 2010
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Graffeces

Using fecal matter to write or draw with on a wall
There was some Graffeces in the Underground Tunnel
by Graffeces July 30, 2006
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Raid the fookin gaff

When one enters a house with such intent to steal others belongings.
Jamie - ''Im bout to raid deez mans house''
Andrew - ''Sn''
Jamie at door to gaff - ''Raid the fookin gaff''
by Bludclart Rassclaat Roscoe January 20, 2023
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Jim Gaffigan

A great comedian, who has some great jokes.
Did you watch the Jim Gaffigan special last night?
by Ryan WWRGSWW February 5, 2006
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Reverse Jim Gaffigan

Selling individually wrapped hot pockets as street vendor. To sell or to be sold an individual hot pocket not cooked in a dirty microwave. A hot pocket sold by a lawless grifter.
“Did you teach some advanced grifting techniques... The Reverse Jim Gaffigan?”

-Community Tv show
by Hdhcyffufdcud April 4, 2020
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gaffer

BRITISH
informal
a person in charge of others; a boss.
"street cleaners stopping for a smoke when their gaffer isn't in the vicinity"
by karientoch March 18, 2019
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