Fatassus gluteus

A very rare animal described as being darker in color and very overweight they can be found in damp dark areas and you can usually hear there mating call "no cap on god" on warm summer nights

My least favorite animal is the fatassus gluteus

by Spetnuzi November 13, 2022

gluteus-spectacularaus

a Rubenesque depiction of the human buttocks suitable for posting on an online blog without fear of ramification by the blog's police.

Oh and when it comes to Ms Joy Behar, tell her to pucker up and kiss my gluteus-spectacularaus.

by RevPettibone March 12, 2010

Gluteus Minajimus

Highly decorated ASSet.

The pink zebra spandex caused extra attention to Nicki Minaj's Gluteus Minajimus.

by KJ1234 August 7, 2011

gluteus-minimus

Just a very small butt.

guy: "I think I need ass implants, my butt cheeks are so small it hurts to sit down!"

girl: "Don't get implants, I love your gluteus-minimus!"

by mysmallbuttcheeks January 19, 2010

gluteus whitius

The almost non-existent region of a caucasion male or female located beneath the after portion of his or her mid section.

Johnny: "Did you see the butt on that girl at the tractor pull on Firday?"

Dale: "Sure didn't!"

Johnny: "What about you, Ben?"

Ben: "Nope."

Stephanie: "That's because she had a gluteus whitius. It's nothin' like my big ol' bahonkydunk!"

by sweeperman01 December 3, 2009

gluteus portex

The red ring you get around your butt from sitting on the toilet too long

I sat on the toilet too long and now I have a gluteus portex.

by Cazon September 4, 2015

Gluteus Wagneus

The part of a females ass not concealed by the underwear causing it to be easily jiggled.

Her gluteus wagneus jiggled as she ran down the street.

by Quackery September 30, 2017