Glurpy

The act reviving ass quaking head from a woman with no teeth. As rare as an albino dolphin.

“Hey Sean did you get that ass quaking glurpy last night?” “Yea bro she took her dentures out and was gumming my dick”

by Dn267 May 27, 2021

Glurgh

The sound a human may make when in the process of inhaling liquid while attempting to expel phlegm.

"Did you see George? After I pushed him into the pool he totally glurghed!"

by Anonymous Creature August 11, 2009

Purple Glurple

When you twist the tip of another person’s penis. This phrase can also apply to twisting your own penis but typically this only occurs after dares and lost bets. Glurple comes from the scientific term for the head of the penis; the glans.

Bro 1: Yo! Mark twisted the tip of my wang at the pregame. I don’t know if I’m gonna be able to bang Becky later. It’s all purple and it’s bleeding a little bit.
Bro 2: Oh wow man! You got a Purple Glurple? That’s epic!

by The Real Mr. Hollywood May 15, 2018

Glurp

Another word for head

I went to my girls house and got some glurp

by @Air_money_rio January 16, 2019

Glurp

The action of taking a sip from a drink, but the sip was bigger than a slurp and smaller than a gulp.

Ricky: Are you going to drink your beverage?
Me: Yes, didn't you just see me glurp it?

by CrazyFishin August 25, 2019

glurp

Someone who farts in the bathtub and eats the bubbles

you are a fucking glurp

by Pappy July 13, 2004

Glurpie

A) An invitation is sent either via e-mail or direct mail.
B) A group of gay males arrive at the party. Usually the dude who is hosting the party has the honor of 'receiving' for the evening.
C) Everyone at the party takes turns having anal sex with the host; it is essential that they bust their load in the anus and don't let any leak out.
D) The first person to show up at the party has the distinct honor of going last. At the conclusion of ejaculating, a straw is then handed to the last dude who proceeds to suck all of the semen from the host's anus.

A glurpie occurs where: a party where lost is watched, when ginnies get together to watch Italy play soccer, what guys do after watching Sex & The City 2

by BigRed2111 May 24, 2010