Griffin Gluck

The best actor there is. Super good looking. Is in Middle School the Worst Years of My Life and Tall Girl and was a halfbred in an episode of the office etc..

Omg is that Griffin Gluck!

by Emma Chamberleen December 4, 2019

gluck gluck 9000

means giving head

“how was last night?”
“yeah i gave papa smurf a fat gluck gluck 9000”
“was it good?”
“yessir”

by papasmurfs_fatglizzy September 25, 2020

Gluck

The sound someone makes when they are giving a hilariously rough blow job. Gluckers can be identified by their runny mascara and repeated gagging.

I busted the hugest Peter North four roper when I watched that new gluck video.

by Rapefactory420 March 31, 2009

snurk my glurk

Could be translated to mean:
"Please fellate me", but not necessarilty as polite.

She was the first one who ever snurked my glurk. Ah, memories.

by Zaphod Beeblebrox March 9, 2005

glucky sucky

A raw blowjob where the women is inserting her falangies into her own ovarie pods while spontaneously applying her lips to the Male counterpart's genitalia

Nataliya was giving me a crispy glucky sucky 9000 pro air max foldable xr is pro
master edition platinum plus

by Mr gil February 15, 2020

glurker

A person who spends all their time on forums claiming to be a lurker but, ironically, makes a lot of posts about being a lurker.

Glurker post:
"I know I never post, but I just have to say..."

by dancingmokey March 1, 2005

Gluckeded

When you have a wet dream, and poop the bed in the same night.

Damn I gluckeded on Jakes couch last night..

by Urbanus54 February 6, 2008