by Lou February 23, 2005
Get the Gunch mug.An all encompassing word; a utility word. It may be used as a verb, adjective, or noun.
The way you use gunch is all up to you. It's an energy that can only be described as an unimaginable force that the most powerful people can use.
The way you use gunch is all up to you. It's an energy that can only be described as an unimaginable force that the most powerful people can use.
"Wow dude, you really gunched that one up."
"Hey, gunchie! Haven't seen you in a while!"
"What the gunch is up, Kyle?"
"I'm so gunched off right now I could punch someone."
"Uh-oh, I'm gonna gunch!"
"Hey, gunchie! Haven't seen you in a while!"
"What the gunch is up, Kyle?"
"I'm so gunched off right now I could punch someone."
"Uh-oh, I'm gonna gunch!"
by andouilles January 5, 2022
Get the gunch mug.Glanching is a word for the act of the excretion of all bodily functions in an explosive fashion.
the act includes the following:
shitting, farting, sharting, diarrhea, puking, cumming, pissing, squirting, drooling, sweating, sneezing, coughing, bleeding, queefing, coughing up blood, lactation, crying, giving birth (if pregnant), blood clotting, nails falling off, anal prolapse, discharge, and skin falling off all at the same time.
the act includes the following:
shitting, farting, sharting, diarrhea, puking, cumming, pissing, squirting, drooling, sweating, sneezing, coughing, bleeding, queefing, coughing up blood, lactation, crying, giving birth (if pregnant), blood clotting, nails falling off, anal prolapse, discharge, and skin falling off all at the same time.
I took so much datura, i Glanched everywhere!
I got so mad at my teacher, that i decided to Glanch all over his face!
I got so mad at my teacher, that i decided to Glanch all over his face!
by thegodofsillyness October 24, 2023
Get the Glanch mug.The improper way to spell "Grunchy".
Means "Grumpy and Punchy"
Often spelled incorrectly in this manner by silly dramatic arts majors.
Means "Grumpy and Punchy"
Often spelled incorrectly in this manner by silly dramatic arts majors.
*Thespian Moment*
"I feel so...Grunchie today."
"Yeah, that's not how you spell it."
"But I said it out loud, I didn't spell anything!"
"You're still wrong."
"I feel so...Grunchie today."
"Yeah, that's not how you spell it."
"But I said it out loud, I didn't spell anything!"
"You're still wrong."
by Mr. Walton January 23, 2009
Get the Grunchie mug.slapping someone/smth with a wet hand
no restrictions on the liquid used, though it should be stated which liquid was used to wet the hand
no restrictions on the liquid used, though it should be stated which liquid was used to wet the hand
by drac69 February 26, 2020
Get the glunched mug.When a girl masturbates.
If Sheila doesn't have a man she usually has to paw the gaunch before she can fall asleep. She also likes to punch the pie in the shower.
by Charlie Golf May 18, 2004
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