gluffing

when you give up on something you started off doing with lots of gusto! For example, taking care of a child.

friend: how is the baby?
you: it is fine! I can't wait for it to grow as a human!
{4 days later}
friend: how is the baby?
you: meh can't be asked.
friend: wait so you're gluffing on the child?!
you: yeh it is so annoying!

by SpicyAids July 4, 2018

Guffin Top

When your muffin top becomes so large it moulds to become part of your gunt.

Oh, what a glorious guffin top she has!

Hanging out with the guffin top out.

by Lolatron88 January 16, 2014

Gruffing

Hating. Unnecessarily rude, belittling, and/or grumpy about a particular person/place/thing.

She's been gruffing on him all week. /or/ I'm gruffing these shoes; so uncomfortable. /or/ Don't be gruffin'

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Gruffin-Muffin

While Gruff is a hater or group of haters, a gruffin-muffin is a delightful post fight reward. Also known as hate sex, post fight coitus, or an angry lay.

His favourite way to make up after a fight is to get some gruffin-muffin. /or/ The gruffin-muffin inevitably made them more cheersighted.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

guffin

when a female (or if you're gay, a male), while performing oral sex on a male, deep throat's a penis, and makes that "guff" sound as they gag...

Hey Ally, are you guffin? Damn, that bitch can guff! Troy's guffin mad dudes...

by Jakson Chazzz November 3, 2007

Gruffin

A person who is grumpy 1st thing in the morning

What you being such a Gruffin for? bad night?

by DoofusMcgee July 1, 2011

Piggy Back Guffing

When another does an audible guff (fart) and you decide to drop a silent one on the back of theirs and blame them for the offensive odour

Mark: "parrrrrp" Whoops, sorry, couldn't hold it in any longer
Baz: "Pfffst" ... OMG Mark, that smells gross, you got dead rats up your bum
Mark: You sure you're not Piggy Back Guffing again as mine don't smell that bad

by Fatcatkim November 3, 2011