The act of putting a condom on a hand and then fisting an anus with that hand as to not get poop directly on the hand.
Michelle and I are trying more butt stuff but don't want to get shit everywhere.
Dude, just do gloving instead.
Oh yeah! We will try that tonight!
Dude, just do gloving instead.
Oh yeah! We will try that tonight!
by Hondagloving July 6, 2017
Get the Gloving mug.When you are so drunk and you can't find lube, you think putting a condom on your finger will help you fit in an extremely tight vagina.
Make sure you glove it tonight.
She's so tight that I might have to glove it.
She's never done that before, did you glove it?
I'm gloving it Tonight!
She's so tight that I might have to glove it.
She's never done that before, did you glove it?
I'm gloving it Tonight!
by MrGloveIt April 5, 2011
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The act of pushing the penis back into the groin as to feel as though it is a finger on a glove, once fully loaded the user must quickly remove the finger to allow the penis to spring back into place.
Guy 1: yo man what you been doing I haven’t seen you in days?
Guy 2: just been gloving my dude
Guy 1: Jesus Christ you need to stop with that shit man it isn’t healthy
Guy 2: I can’t stop don’t you understand !?
Guy 1: look I’ve been supportive of you through losing your mom and your dad beating you, but this? I don’t think there’s much more I can do man I tried, I really did. But..
Guy 2: look man I can change
Guy 1: No you won’t ! And you never fucking will... I loved you man
Guy 2: I love you too bro
Guy 2: so you wanna glove? :^)
Guy 2: just been gloving my dude
Guy 1: Jesus Christ you need to stop with that shit man it isn’t healthy
Guy 2: I can’t stop don’t you understand !?
Guy 1: look I’ve been supportive of you through losing your mom and your dad beating you, but this? I don’t think there’s much more I can do man I tried, I really did. But..
Guy 2: look man I can change
Guy 1: No you won’t ! And you never fucking will... I loved you man
Guy 2: I love you too bro
Guy 2: so you wanna glove? :^)
by GloveMaster of GloveWorld December 12, 2018
Get the Gloving mug.Inserting a beer or other alcoholic beverage into a glove or similarly innocent object for the purpose of inconspicuous consumption. Frequently used at public activities to dodge open container, public intoxication and underaged drinking laws.
Kevin: Dude, why are you drinking out of that glove?
Chris: So that cop over there doesn't arrest me for an open container violation. It's called gloving.
Chris: So that cop over there doesn't arrest me for an open container violation. It's called gloving.
by cosmo November 3, 2006
Get the gloving mug.The act of fingering ones own anus. Used predominantly as an insult. Rubber Glovin' is taboo in most Western civilisations.
by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006
Get the Rubber Glovin' mug.Glodlint, n.
1. A female capable of stealing time and money, much like a succubus steals souls, without any protest from the male.
1. A female capable of stealing time and money, much like a succubus steals souls, without any protest from the male.
Damn, did she really get Taylor to spend 7 hours on the phone with her each night for the past three weeks? What a glodlint.
by Lothario January 16, 2007
Get the Glodlint mug.A sexual act where the female (or male) sticks their entire hand into their male partners foreskin. They then rub the head of the penis while their hand is fully inside the foreskin.
Guy 1: Did you smash your gf last night bro?
Guy 2: No not really, she did show me this new thing called gloving tho.
Guy 1: what the fuck
Guy 2: No not really, she did show me this new thing called gloving tho.
Guy 1: what the fuck
by ThatOneGuyWhoDrinksAllThePunch April 20, 2018
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