Glorp

Any sex related act that is nsfw that is also accompanied with googly eyes.

Guy A: Have you checked out r/glorp?
Guy B: You mean that weird porn with googly eyes? You watch that shit?

by ohpleaseletthiswork August 19, 2017

Glorp

A task or activity that is both tedious and complex, typically used to describe an activity in a videogame.

person 1: "I really don't like grinding for camos in CoD."
person 2: "Yeah I hate glorp in games."

by honbee July 8, 2023

glorping

The act of a pet cleaning it's genitals, identified by the sound a pet makes when cleaning it's genitals.

Hey, no glorping on the sofa!

by Pinkticus October 11, 2020

glorping

the act of trying to eat ones farts bubbles in the bathtub.

sorry i took so long to get ready... i was busy glorping

by fartmoney September 26, 2012

Glorp

the onomatopoeia describing the feeling of a jellyfish leaving the body during one's menstrual cycle.

It felt like I just glorped a jellyfish!

by misterrrr April 5, 2021

Glorp

A really intense slimy blowjob that one one person gives a man...

Guy 1: Last night, this girl totally glorped all over my schlong man!!
Guy2: What's a glorp?
Guy1: The best blowie you will ever have, if you are into messy ones that is.
Guy2: That sounds amazing
Guy1: It is~

by AelaraTheGoo April 12, 2017

Glorp

Noun ~ To Glorp is to be chill as in your not mad, you’re just chillin

Boy “Ay bro he just fucked yo girl.”
You I’m glorping

by Kalepaaaaa March 31, 2020