glorb narg

The beast known as the Glorb Narg will hunt you relentlessly until it gets you in a bear hug which transports you to the forgotten realm for 25 minutes with just you and a cheese toasty that simply has "Do Not Eat!" written on it in black sharpie.
Once your 25 minutes are up you will transported to the middle of the closest stadium.
You cannot stop the Glorb Narg as it can only be seen once it has entered with 5 feet of you but by then it is too late.
Weaknesses: Salt, Snails, Penguins, kangaroos and pugs

"Did you see the Glorb Narg?" asked Sara
"No, then it would be too late" replied Michael

by Sir Archibald Big Wheelius April 1, 2019

Glorb Language

The "Glorb Language" is a superior language compared to standard English. People can use the "Glorb Language" as fillers in sentences to switch the proper meaning into Glorbian. Many people in the world appreciate the Glorbian culture as well as the formal conversations had in the native Glorb tongues.

"Stop florp flopping and sip sap your glorb glop over here"
"Don't you dare epp op our Glorbing you norp nap"
"QUIET YOU GLEEP GLORB NORP NEEP"
"Oh, Glorb Language? Yeah its glorbulous"

by Norm Al Name May 12, 2023

tabflorbian glorb

The scientific term for a Filipino person that is under 3,5.

Hey Brandon, look at that tabflorbian glorb.

by RiceCookerOwO September 27, 2023

Glorbe

Something humongous and very very black, like extremely dark, sickening black. Stop tha violence

“You seen that glorbe gobbling that child over there?”

by GLORBATRON February 10, 2023

Glorbe

A huge and very very black entity

“That’s a glorbe we have to get inside before it devours us”

by Shlabby February 11, 2023

Glorb

A community of aliens whose mission is to recruit and consume- We mean bond with eternally. we are also a hive mind. All hail shmorgaladab, our ever powerful leader-crystal.

Yo dude, I just joined the glorb the other day, you should also totally join the glorb.

by Ickmf September 3, 2022

glorb

a purple, toxic slime.

"Don't put your hand in that barrel of glorb, Kevin!"

by spooksmcgooks November 28, 2022