gloomp

a gloomp is a sweaty, gross, cocky, man who thinks he can get all the girls.

ugh gross that guy is a gloomp

by @jameslev May 2, 2019

goomph

a word that i just made up. it means a man that you think has a secret vagina in his arm-pit. "goomph" can also refer to the arm-pit vagina.

i was playin b-ball with this guy, and he shoved his hairy goomph in my face, fuckin goomph

by mmdogg723 December 14, 2008

Glomph

The act of inserting male genitalia into a persons anus. The act must be performed without lubricant to be classed as a Glomph.

'' That girl I met last night was so kinky , she even let me Glomph her. ''

by JB Brownie December 18, 2015

gloomp

A highly intellectual person who liked to mock others for his well-being.

that guy was gloomp.

by Tommy Sunset January 2, 2011

glomph

the GLOMPH is a comic figure createt 33 years a go. he is nite and wise
see www.glomph.de

you can meet the glomph at www.glomph.de

by Bernd westphal January 3, 2005

glomph

The act to lovingly not sexually sit upon, harass or caress a person.

I glomph
You glomph
He/She/It glomphs
We glomph
They glomph
Every(flipping)body glomphs

by Egypt July 23, 2008

goomphlagers

annoying little tidbits...any miscellaneous cling-on like hairballs, boogers, lint.

My fleece jacket is covered in goomphlagers.

by Doingalittlepaperwork February 1, 2009