Gomosexual

One who is sexually attracted to gaynor

Clarification Jim: are you a gomosexual?

by gaynorsimp June 29, 2022

Gnomosexual

A gnome that likes to fuck other gnomes

You fucking gnomosexual! I thought your wife was a night elf!

by tater May 13, 2005

Globalsexual

Do you wanna fuck a random guy but cant because you have a girlfriend? NOT TO WORRY! Become globalsexual! Fuck ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING! Fuck this pillow, fuck this parrot, who cares? What, youre christian? YOU CAN FUCK JESUS TOO!:D

I like men women and dogs. I globalsexual

by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017

Gromosexual

The "gross" homosexuals - the tall anorexic gay guys with bleached blonde hair and no style, the stout, butch lesbians who look (and smell) like truck-drivers.

"ew, wow, that guy is flamier than napalm"

"the emaciated boy-band look is SO 90s. total gromosexual."

by BurberryMistress April 30, 2009

Gnomosexual

A garden or yard gnome of the homosexual persuasion.

Bryan The Gnome is an avid gnomosexual.

by TheGnomeArmy.com October 23, 2007

gnomosexual

Sexually attracted to highly intelligent persons and/or interpreters of the same or opposite gender.

Derp 1: Why's Bob all over Janice? All she does after interpreting at CERN conferences is go home and play Scrabble online.
Derp 2: He must be a gnomosexual. He's been looking up local linguistics seminars to take her out to.
Derp 1: There's this video place down the street, they have all kinds of tongue on those Blu-Rays in the back room.

by Neology PhD August 26, 2013

Globesexual

Globesexual is a known attractive to globe headed people.

I’m globesexual for globes.

by ChanelUk April 7, 2022