Dictionary Gloater

A person who shows off by showing their friends how cool the definition of their name is on this site. Mostly applies to males who like to show how their name means sex god.

Person 1: "Dude look my name means I have a huge package."

Person 2: "Wow, STFU. You're such a dictionary gloater."

Setting your FB status as your Urban Dictionary Definition makes you a Dictionary Gloater

by onlinedictionary December 28, 2009

gLoader

Cheap ass digital hoes who bend over for behavioral tracking and advertising bombardment in exchange for "free" digital services like gmail.

gLoaders are often unaware that "Android is open" is short for "Android users' assholes are wide open and gapin' for the takin'."

by helterskellter April 20, 2011

glowfer

A person that likes to eat glow sticks

"The person I met today seems like a glowfer"

by froggs December 22, 2022

goafer

A contraction of the words go and for, usually used with the word gabba and in all capital letters.

Hold up kyle, I gabba GOAFER 10 minutes.

by 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😭💀 October 5, 2023

gloaters

Toes that glow.

Kailum-“Ellie has glow sticks in her toes”
Killian-“I know pure gloaters them”

by Killian an kailum December 1, 2018

gloaters

Toes that glow.

Kailum-“why the fuck is Ellie’s toes glowing”
Killian-“I know mate got pure gloaters her”

by Killian an kailum December 1, 2018

gloateus maximus

An arrogant person who gloats and is cocky to the max.

Sue: I'm going to Disney this weekend!
Aaron: Meh, I have a house in Disney. I mean, it's alright, but I'd rather ski at my place in the alps.
Sue: Don't be a gloateus maximus.

by parkca01 February 23, 2011