glerk

an abbreviation of “is so”

this shit glerk stupid

by kashimofeetlicker May 7, 2025

Glork

Using (or abusing) your moderator powers to redirect a discussion in a channel to the appropriate channel

I am going to have to get the moderation team to glork the chat.
This discussion has officially been glorked, please continue this topic in the appropriate server or face retribution!

by BOT-Sam.J August 21, 2021

jerkin my gerkin

To masturbate or pleasure oneself. Particularly in a sneaky or humorous way. Mainly applied to males.

I was jerkin my gerkin before the boss walked into my office.

by CountGrishnak June 28, 2008

glerpes

Difficult to cure and highly infectious, this is glitter that travels from person to person after even minimal contact. Usually originates from some kind of queer craft activity involving glitter or glittered clothing and accessories. A great number of queer people, particularly gay men, catch and spread glerpes.

Usually transmitted by hugging, cuddling, or just being really gay. A portmanteau of glitter and herpes.

Jourdan works at the Center For Queer Children and regularly spreads glerpes.

by Kari Tether December 18, 2014

Gerked

To be gerked is to be jacked around and/or lied to; an act of having the wool pulled over your eyes.

You got gerked!; Is he trying to gerk you again?

by #truth101 May 9, 2017

glern scoot

The worst science teacher you could ever possible have. He never has any idea what hes doing, and to make up for his dull attitude, he attempts to do an experiment, but almost blows his face off.

"This teacher is totally a glern scoot"
"I know man, its brutal..."

by Prisane January 6, 2016

gerkin cock

A very small penis similar to the size and shape of a gerkin pickle.

I feel bad for Chris. With his little gerkin cock he can barely jerk off, let alone please a woman.

by cobbnobbler December 29, 2009