gleakerson

A person that you find annoying/stupid

Stop being such a gleakerson Jacob!

by Lepegames September 22, 2021

gleesterbate

The act of masturbating during every episode of Glee that appears on television.

I was watching Glee last night and I had to drop trou and "gleesterbate" all over my favorite jeggins.

by Joey Delu December 19, 2010

GREASTER

When Greek Easter and Christian Easter coincide.

Would you like to join us for GREASTER brunch?

by Crijen February 28, 2010

Geistershaffen

The spark of elation and desire experienced when discovering an inanimate object that makes you realize that the object is necessary to complete your sense of self. You do not merely want it, you do not merely need it, you are struck with the sudden understanding that the object contains a spark of your soul that you didn't even know you were missing. It is as if a door in the house of your spirit has opened up revealed the object in an old room long forgotten.

Walking away from the object giving rise to geistershaffen is likely to cause existential trauma.

Sarah was really geistershaffen about that coffee table, we ought to get it for her.

by senorchen July 31, 2015

Glester

A "Glester" is the act in which one man can over comsume alcohol in a short period of time which can lead to the following: Disturbing the peace, drunken stupers, debauchery, and most notably and dangerously...gloopers

"Man, I hope we don't get Glester'd tonight, I think I'm going to lock the door"

by DaPacman February 27, 2009

gleesterbate

masturbating to any and all episodes of Glee

I just watched Glee and I had to get naked and "gleesterbate" all over my jeggins!

by Joey Delu December 19, 2010

Greastest

Greastest is the word you would use to describe how great you can dance the Napoleon Dynamite dance, do Debra the smoker's voice, and play cup pong. If you use this word, you are truly the greastest.

"I am the greastest cup pong player ever."

by Scawyyyy June 29, 2019