Glunch

A Glunch is a person on who talks about, thinks about, and does perverted things at all times of the day just because that's who they are. It may be caused by loneliness or desire to have intercourse but cannot satisfy their urges.

Alan: Look! There's my boner of the week! Dat ass...

Max: You're such a Glunch...

by Reesedabeast33 May 20, 2014

Gaunch

A term coined in southern Ontario meaning marijuana or weed.
Believed to have started at Sandwich Secondary School in LaSalle, Ontario.
Often used by the greasiest skids you can find hangout outside of the local timmies or bumping coke in the home hardware.

Person 1: How is your wife doing? Is she still in the hospital?
Person 2: She should be better soon since I slammed the gaunch way harder than I slammed her face through that table.

by LeGaunch June 25, 2018

Gaunch

A term used for Marijuana. Originated from south Ontario. Normally used as slamming the gaunch.

Yo, Kevin and I were totally slamming the gaunch last night.
Yeah bro, we were so high.

by GaunchSlayer1995 June 22, 2018

graunchy

Created by combining Grungy and Raunchy. Is one level above Grimey.

That chick is Graunchy!

That's some Graunchy smelling soup.

by Rod Sanzchez April 11, 2006

graunch

To make to fit by the use of excessive force.

What? Of course it's the right chip. Graunch it.
Oh.

by Beeky August 2, 2003

gaunchy

new word for feeling grimey and unclean, mixture of grungy and crubby.

I woke up and feel all gaunchy.

by uno531 June 22, 2008

gaunch eye

When somebody looks at you in a weird, threatening, or mean way with the use of one eye fully open and the other eye squinted.

My daddy came up with this word, and I stole it. Now he's giving me the gaunch eye!

by Lindsey Jo April 19, 2014