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glass bottom boat 

Have sex with some "PERSON" and wait till they they fall asleep. "when they are asleep" wrap their face with seran wrap, poke a hole so they can breath, and take a crap on their face. They wake up and see Brown (or green pending on 'doers' diet) crap on thier face
Shut up hoe before i glass bottom boat that purty face of yours.

glass bottom boat 

A boat with a glass bottom. This allows its passengers to view the water beneath them from the safety of the boat.
Joe: I want to go scuba diving but im afraid of sharks.

Steve: Just take a ride on a glass bottom boat, you can see the ocean and theres no danger of sharks.
glass bottom boat by tinki94 August 7, 2009

Glass Bottom Boat 

When one puts seran wrap on anothers face, poking holes for respiration, and taking a dump on the others face with the seran wrap still on there face. The seran wrap acting as a "Glass Bottom".
Jack performed a glass bottom boat on jon after jon fell asleep.
Glass Bottom Boat by Nick We July 22, 2007

glass bottom boat 

To place plastic wrap on someone's face and then proceed to defocate on it.
glass bottom boat by The kush October 22, 2008

glass bottom boat 

when you wrap someone's face in plastic wrap and then shit on them
that girl let me glass bottom boat her, man i love shitting on people.
glass bottom boat by stephanieboat February 17, 2007

glass bottom boat 

the REAL definition:
when you put saran wrap on your chest and someone takes a shit on it and you flip the saran wrap into your face

people have ACTUALLY done this... and i have no idea how fecal matter is sexually stimulating but whatever floats your boat i guess... i made a funny.
dude 1: yea cassy gave me a glass bottom boat..
dude 2: you sick fuck.